THE QUEEN'S RESI DENCE AT SANDRI NGHAM That's a letter of abdication... renouncing your claims to the throne... and the claims of your entire family. Sign it. Never.
Johnny English
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- I knew it. - Shall we call for backup, sir? What? And watch some fat-bottomed bobby make our arrest for us? I don't think so.
Johnny English
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Fortunately, I have found a solution.
Johnny English
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[ Exhales ] Did you just land on the wrong building? I did a precautionary sweep of the immediate environment. Right.
Johnny English
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Will... you... please... stop?
Johnny English
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Sir. Sir.
Johnny English
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[ Men Conversing, Indistinct ]
Johnny English
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[ Sauvage ] English has seen too much. We go to plan ''B.'' Get rid of the fake archbishop... and green-light the visit to Her Majesty. Then this pathetic country can humiliate itself... by crowning me officially.
Johnny English
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[ English ] What are they doing?
Johnny English
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[ Thunder Rumbling ]
Johnny English
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[ English ] What's this got to do with the Crown Jewels?
Johnny English
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Oh, God!
Johnny English
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I will be downstairs at the reception-- - That's far enough. - Well, good evening. - Perhaps you'd like this as well. - What is it? - Let me show you. - Aah! Well executed, Bough, but completely redundant. - How do you mean, sir? - Super-strength muscle relaxant. When he wakes up, he'll be as floppy as a damp old sock.
Johnny English
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- Sir! Have you got them? - [ Gasps ] - Hmm? - The mission documents. Agent One's flying tonight. Yes, the mission documents. They're here somewhere. Ah, here we are.
Johnny English
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I'm here for my documents. Bough, Agent One's documents, please.
Johnny English
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[ Cow Mooing ] [ Man ] Pegasus, we face a national crisis. Agent One was clearly onto something, and we have to find out what. I need another agent on this. Who else is there? No one, Prime Minister. They all died in the explosion. All of them? Well, luckily there is one who survived. Who? * One eye on the shadows * *Protecting his fellows * - *From sunup till the moon on his back * - [ Grunting ] - *Sendin'villains to Hades A hit with the ladies * -Johnny English. *A stallion in the sack * - * You can't get your life back when right follows left,Jack * - [ Groaning ] * The more you see the less you know * * When others would leak it His service is secret * *Plays God when it's your time to go * *Hey, fellas Don't bejealous * * When they made him they broke the mold * *So charismatic with an automatic * *Never prematurely shooting his load * Hah.! * Queen and country safe and sound * * With villains six feet underground * *And no one knows 'cause no one's found any trace * * Of a man for all seasons * *Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone * *So alone * *And you and I wouldn't have a clue who's doin'what, why, when and who * * Up a creek with no canoe Watch out * *For the man for all seasons * *Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone * *So alone * - *But safe at home * - *But safe at home * - * Oh,yeah,yeah * - *But safe at home * *But safe at home But safe at home * * Then you and I wouldn't have a clue who's doin'what, why, when and who * * Up a creek with no canoe Watch out * *For the man for all seasons * *Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone * *But safe at home ** Right. Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. Still, no sense rushing things.
Johnny English
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I'd say that would be virtually impossible.
Johnny English
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Mr. English, Colonel Sir Anthony Chevenix, head of Royal Security. Ah, Colonel, good evening. - Snipers posted on the roof as per my request? - Thirteen of them. - Windows? - Refitted with bullet- and shatter-proof glass.