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[ Mutters In French ] Well, shall we?

Johnny English

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Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta, sir. Released from prison six months ago. 3 27 convictions between them. Armed robbery, grievous bodily harm... and combined parking fines of more than 400-- Uh, yes, all right. Thank you, Bough. I think we get the picture.

Johnny English

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**[ Orchestra, Chorus. Majestic ]

Johnny English

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- [ Buzzer Sounds ] - Bough, go! Geronimo!

Johnny English

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Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!

Johnny English

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For England, I do not! -[ Congregation Gasping, Murmuring ] - English!

Johnny English

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I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell. If we don't pull this off, God knows what might happen to England. Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.

Johnny English

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- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you. [ Glass Shatters ]

Johnny English

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What's more, this whole ceremony is a sham... because that man standing in front of you... is not the archbishop of Canterbury. [ Congregation Gasps ] English, a word of advice. Don't go there. Shut it, Frenchy. I'll go wherever I damn well please. - Now take it off. - What? Your face is made of plastic.

Johnny English

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Hyah-- [ Gagging, Coughing ] - How did you get here? - Up the ladder. Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.

Johnny English

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SOMEWHERE I N THE SOUTH OF FRANCE [ Lorna ] SirJohnny English. Her Majesty did seem very grateful.

Johnny English

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- Relishing the thought? - Something like that.

Johnny English

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And do you, the chosen bishops of England, Scotland and Wales, ascent to this anointing? For Scotland, I do. For Wales, I do.

Johnny English

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- Would you like another? - Please.

Johnny English

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What is the one commodity... the world never seems to run out of? Criminals, gentlemen. - [ Guests Murmuring ] - Lawbreakers. Every nation in the world struggles... with the issue of overcrowded prisons. So, what do we do with all these villains? Find the solution to that problem... and the governments of the world would pay you through their nose.

Johnny English

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[ Toilets Flushing ]

Johnny English

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[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]

Johnny English

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We empty every prison on the entire planet, we take the resulting tidal wave ofhuman scum... and we put it here. [ Gasping, Murmuring ]

Johnny English

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[ Mutters In French ] Well, shall we?

Dieter Klein and Klaus Vendetta, sir. Released from prison six months ago. 3 27 convictions between them. Armed robbery, grievous bodily harm... and combined parking fines of more than 400-- Uh, yes, all right. Thank you, Bough. I think we get the picture.

**[ Orchestra, Chorus. Majestic ]

- [ Buzzer Sounds ] - Bough, go! Geronimo!

Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!

For England, I do not! -[ Congregation Gasping, Murmuring ] - English!

I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell. If we don't pull this off, God knows what might happen to England. Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.

- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you. [ Glass Shatters ]

Hyah-- [ Gagging, Coughing ] - How did you get here? - Up the ladder. Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.

SOMEWHERE I N THE SOUTH OF FRANCE [ Lorna ] SirJohnny English. Her Majesty did seem very grateful.

- Relishing the thought? - Something like that.

And do you, the chosen bishops of England, Scotland and Wales, ascent to this anointing? For Scotland, I do. For Wales, I do.

- Would you like another? - Please.

[ Toilets Flushing ]

We empty every prison on the entire planet, we take the resulting tidal wave ofhuman scum... and we put it here. [ Gasping, Murmuring ]