What the fuck is that? (MAX LAUGHS) I mean, how cool are we? Right? Very, very cool. We are very cool. You're the cool one. You know, tracking the phone is just a great idea. Still on Route 18, huh? MAX: We're catching up to him. Here we come, Brooksie. Can you imagine the look on his face when we find him so fast? You know, baby, I can feel my sperm already coming back to life. - Perfect. - Yeah. So we'll win your brother's car, and then we'll go make a baby in it. Yeah! We'll make him watch us. - Yeah. - Huh? - I don't wanna do that. - No, me neither. Sorry, don't know why I said that. - I'm not into that. - Not a great idea. Okay. Okay, great. Thank you. All right, I got the name and the address of the games company. - Let's go. - Yes! All we have to do now, figure out what "bloodless bite" means. No, we don't. That's why... - Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no. - Doesn't matter. Let's go. How you gonna be old and young? - That doesn't make sense. - MICHELLE: I know. Guys, hey, how's it goin'? I just wanted to wish you the best of luck tonight. Bye. (DOOR SLAMS CLOSED) - BOTH: No. - KEVIN: Mmm-mmm. What are... What are you doing? Just being a dick. - (BANGING ON DOOR) - KEVIN: Oh, come on. - SARAH: Don't kick him, Ryan! - He's such a good actor! KEVIN: Ryan!
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Whoa! Well, I mean, come on. We don't see him in over a year. He shows up in your dream car, insults our house, and then tells an embarrassing story about you, right before your turn just to throw you off your game. Welcome to my whole life. Why are you suddenly so worked up about it? Well, 'cause now he's messing with your balls and literally killing millions of our babies. Well, that's a little dramatic, but, yeah, you know. I mean, that's Brooks. I thought that this was just regular old brother stuff, - but I totally see it now. - Mmm-mmm. He undermines you every chance he gets. Yeah. Yeah. - It's crazy! - Thank you, Annie. I've never won a single game against him. I just... I think we gotta fix this Brooks thing.
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Ow!
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Um, excuse me?
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It looks like the game is afoot. Oh! - Thank you, God! - (SCOFFS) MAX: Oh, boy. Let's buckle up, huh?
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RYAN: Ow! That really hurt a little bit.
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There it is. Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight! Yeah, me too. I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, and they just suck! You're like a breath of fresh air. Aw, thanks. I usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid, so this is a bit new for me, too. Whoa!
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- Hey! - MAX: Hey! - ANNIE: Hey! - How are you doing, beautiful? - Good, good. Really fancy. - Very nice house, Tony Stark. Should we give our drink orders to JARVIS? (CHUCKLES) No, I got the Tony Stark part, but then you went full nerd on me. I kinda lost you, but please do come in. - All right. - Thanks, Cap. - Hi, guys! - ALL: What's up? Boy, could sleep four on that couch. Look at that. Oh, hello, friends.
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RYAN: My God! - (RYAN SHOUTS) - Come on! Bloody hell! - RYAN: What? - Phew! You guys scared me so bad. What are you doing? What the fuck is that? Oh. Well, I just came from a six-hour murder mystery where I played the corpse. I must have dozed off before I had a chance to clean up. Well, you scared the shit out of us. Really? Thank you. Actually that means a lot 'cause I do my own makeup. What kind of party has a pregnant corpse? No, I'm actually pregnant, this isn't part of it. This is just... BOTH: Oh! - Congrats. - WOMAN: Thank you! (CHUCKLES) RYAN: Um, we want you to give us the final clue to the murder mystery Brooks Davis ordered. Oh, my gosh. But that would ruin the fun. We don't want the fun. We just wanna win. Yeah, I can't do that. (SIGHS)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Come on!
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- Oh, boy. You hear that? - Huh. Yeah. That double negative? "Didn't see nothing"? - It's a little forced, right? - Yeah, I think he's in on it. - 'Course he is. - Look at those tats. So fresh, probably fake. Tell you what. Let's give him a test, okay? Let's order a couple of drinks that only a real bartender would know how to make. - Right? - Oh! Smart! Yes. - Sir! Excuse me. Hi. - Barkeep. MAX: Totally forgot to order drinks. Yes, uh... Could I please have a vodka tonic?
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- Brooks Davis? - Yes. - Oh, shit. - ALL: Ooh! This is good.
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I...
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I should go check on him. - (ALL EXCLAIM) - I think he's fine. - He cried out. - SARAH: Tell me about Debbie. I beg your pardon. Oh, just, I... I never met her. I'd love to hear all about her. Where do I begin? All right, you wanna take a bath? We'll take a little bath. There we go. Okay. All right. Here we go.
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So, you don't wanna have a baby, so we can do more shit like that?
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Where could he be? His phone stopped right here, huh? (CELL PHONE RINGING)