Thank you for inviting me tonight. I think I've spent too much time being pissed at Regina. Yeah, you really have. No more liars. I would never lie to you. I mean, I did lie to you once. But you are totally gonna laugh when I tell you. Tell me what? We're in here!
Mean Girls
16.2s
My friend and I thought it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So we got these candy-bar things to make her gain weight... ...and we told her lard was face cream. And we turned her best friends against her.
Mean Girls
17.2s
And then my friend Cady... Yeah, you all know my friend Cady. She got Regina's boyfriend to dump her! Oh! And it turns out, Cady's actually just as selfish and phony as Regina George.
Mean Girls
13.7s
♪ I got the gasoline ♪ ♪ Ms. Norbury's ♪ ♪ A drug pusher! ♪ No, no, no. No! "Ms. Norbury is a sad, old drug pusher"? "Haley Fralenger has" ...what? What's this? Hairy nips.
Mean Girls
9.9s
But we're not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ. But I am taking this "Burn Book" seriously. Now who has something to say about this?
Mean Girls
6.4s
"Rachel Hamilton fills her inhaler with vodka"? I mean... does that work?
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6s
I am drinking not juice tonight. I know. I can tell.
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We should go downstairs. No, no, no, sit down. I'm amazing.
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Okay, sure. I have an apology.
Mean Girls
44.2s
Soona, I'm sorry I said you were dragging during "Revenge Party." There was just, like, so much pressure on us to move the story forward through montage. Like, you know how it is. What is going on? Don't worry about it. I just wish we could all get along like we used to in elementary school. I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. Then we could all eat it and be happy. She don't even go here! Do you go to this school? I'm here for a track meet. I just have a lot of feelings! Okay, sweetheart, you got to go home. Okay. Come on, we're gonna... Oh, thank you. ...we're gonna call your grown-up.
Mean Girls
20.9s
Open your eyes. Hmm. Seems like maybe we could take a break from being victims in this situation and start taking responsibility for our own actions. Okay, we're gonna write out some apologies to people that we've hurt in our lives. Everybody up.
Mean Girls
19.2s
I'm gonna kill you. 'Cause one thing I know for sure, guys: Calling someone "ugly" is not gonna make you better looking. Calling somebody else "stupid" does not make you any smarter. And we as women have to be able to trust and support each other. Like this.
Mean Girls
8.6s
Okay, that was good. That was really good. That could have really backfired. Alyssa, I'm sorry I said you look like you comb your hair with a chicken bone.
Mean Girls
9.6s
Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea on the Ferris wheel. And I'm sorry for repeating it now. And I'm sorry to the people who were below us.
Mean Girls
8.2s
Now close them again. This time I want you to raise your hand if you have ever said something bad about a friend behind her back.
Mean Girls
5.1s
My turn, I guess. Watch, this is either gonna be some really crappy art or really good fire.
