What kind of shoes? I have no idea. I guess, um, something fancier than these?
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It's 40%. 42 over 120 equals x over 100, and then you cross-multiply to get the value of x.
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Okay. Yes! Do you have a pink shirt I can borrow? No! Yes! What shade? Welcome to A.P. Calculus. Congratulations. You know more math than 85% of Americans. But you will not rest on your laurels this year. I plan to push you. So let's get started. Chapter One, "Limits and Their Properties." What the heck are limits, you say? If I write out the equation, "The limit as x approaches two of [x + 1]," the function is what we're taking the limit of. I don't expect you to know how to do this yet. The limit equals three.
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Are you okay in there? Uh, yes. 'Cause you've been in there a very long time. We're concerned you're either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.
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Your Classic Burnouts.
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That seems fair. 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that? Um, 48 into 120? There's no way of knowing.
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Wow, your room is really nice. Thanks. It used to be my parents', but I made them trade me.
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Go find the shoes.
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What? Why did you say that? Maybe just try to have one successful interaction per day?
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Everybody find a seat.
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That's it.
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Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?
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You guys! Hey...
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"Trang Pham is a grotsky little byotch." Still true. "Dawn Schweitzer is a horny shrimp." Well, she's taller now. Oh, my God. "Janis 'Imi'ike, Pyro-Lez." I forgot about that. Oh, my God, she is so weird. She is? She's in my homeroom. Oh, well, watch out, 'cause she's violent. Yeah, people think she's really good at art, but it's just 'cause she had to do art therapy. Yeah, Regina tried to be friends with her in middle school. Oh, my God, she was obsessed with me. And then when I got my first boyfriend, Kyle, she lit my backpack on fire.
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Could I just sit with you guys?
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Dear God, woman. Have you successfully been a functioning human being even once?
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♪ Do not think You'll be protected ♪ ♪ By your new exotic pet ♪ ♪ Not a chance If she suspected ♪ ♪ You were any kind Of reproductive threat ♪ ♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪ ♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts At this beastly school ♪ ♪ Got to keep things cool With the apex predator! ♪
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Um... May I please have the lavatory pass? No, you may not. You may go sit back down. You can go at lunch. Nice try, kiddo. All right, let's jump into this! This won't be awkward at all, I swear to God.