I sit diagonally from you. I'm also captain of the North Shore Mathletes. We're a very chill, dope, extracurricular option. You know, serve your college rezzy and your thirst for knolly. Don't say "knolly." Also Ms. Norbury says we get twice as much funding if we had a girl on the team, so think about joining, because we'd love to get jackets. Okay, yeah, sure. Where do I... No, no, you cannot join Mathletes. That is, like, socially ruinous! Ew, no. Why is he by our table? I can hear you, by the way. Can you hear me now? Bye. Uh, anyways, uh, just take my card in case you change your mind?
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Oh, um, well, actually, there's this one guy in my Calculus class. Ooh, a senior! Who is it? Uh, Aaron Samuels. You can't like Aaron Samuels! That is Regina's ex-boyfriend! No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger.
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Wait. I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman. Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are off-limits for friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism!
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No, I don't... Oh! No, no. Don't worry, Cady, we only write stuff about randos in here. Friends are, like, very deserving of respect. Gretchen... she gets it.
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Yo, Golf Bird. Those fractions were tight. What? "Caddy Heron." "Golf Bird." I don't like it. I don't get it. I'm Kevin Ganatra. I'm from your Calc class.
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Don't worry. I will never tell Regina what you said. I am very trustworthy. Karen's had sex with 11 people and I've never told anyone.
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Who's that? Mmm... That's that kid Damian. Oh, yeah, he's almost too gay to function.
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No, I didn't... I didn't mean that in a bad way. No, that's funny. Put that in there. Um...
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Um... you're not in it.
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They have this book, this "Burn Book," where they write mean things about girls in our grade. Ooh, ooh! What does it say about me?
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Those bitches! What is this, by the way? It's terrible. Oh, it's a Kälteen bar. Here, my mom used to give them to elderly people in Kapedo to help them gain weight. Mmm. I can feel it working. We should, like, crush this up and put it in Regina's food! What? Oh. No. No, no. I will keep having lunch with them, that's it. Also, we feel bad we yelled at you about liking Aaron. You should go for what you want. Hetero allyship. Oh, okay. It's so dumb. I only ever see him in Calc anyway. Oh. You're definitely safe in Calc. Regina will never set foot in there.
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♪ Tell me What's wrong with me ♪ ♪ My body, face, my hair ♪ ♪ Tell me all my many faults ♪ ♪ Tell me like you care ♪ ♪ When we both Know you're cruel ♪ ♪ And we both know You're right ♪ ♪ I could listen to you ♪ ♪ Like a fool all night ♪ ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ ♪ How I speak? How I dress? ♪ ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ ♪ You keep me guessing ♪ ♪ Mama called me "beautiful" Don't believe her anymore ♪ ♪ Now I'm listening to you ♪ ♪ What do I do that for? ♪ ♪ Please don't ignore me ♪ Gretchen! What are you doing in there? I'm... I'm gonna go. Yep. Be right there!
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I like your jacket. Thanks, I made it. But why do you sew on top of your drawings? It's... like the drawings are facts and the threads are feelings. It's so cool.
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I mean, I don't even know what to say to him. I always come off sounding like a lunatic. Do you like gum? Sure.
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Are you okay? No... uh, totally. Regina's just joking. These are cute. Try 'em.
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Once I processed that Regina's love language is anger, it's been much...
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Aw. It's the music box I gave Regina that my abuelito gave me.
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Let's get back into where we were Thursday. Who was awake Thursday? Who was still awake?