Okay, that was good. That was really good. That could have really backfired. Alyssa, I'm sorry I said you look like you comb your hair with a chicken bone.
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And then my friend Cady... Yeah, you all know my friend Cady. She got Regina's boyfriend to dump her! Oh! And it turns out, Cady's actually just as selfish and phony as Regina George.
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Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea on the Ferris wheel. And I'm sorry for repeating it now. And I'm sorry to the people who were below us.
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"Rachel Hamilton fills her inhaler with vodka"? I mean... does that work?
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Thank you for inviting me tonight. I think I've spent too much time being pissed at Regina. Yeah, you really have. No more liars. I would never lie to you. I mean, I did lie to you once. But you are totally gonna laugh when I tell you. Tell me what? We're in here!
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♪ I got the gasoline ♪ ♪ Ms. Norbury's ♪ ♪ A drug pusher! ♪ No, no, no. No! "Ms. Norbury is a sad, old drug pusher"? "Haley Fralenger has" ...what? What's this? Hairy nips.
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Open your eyes. Hmm. Seems like maybe we could take a break from being victims in this situation and start taking responsibility for our own actions. Okay, we're gonna write out some apologies to people that we've hurt in our lives. Everybody up.
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I am drinking not juice tonight. I know. I can tell.
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My friend and I thought it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So we got these candy-bar things to make her gain weight... ...and we told her lard was face cream. And we turned her best friends against her.
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Now close them again. This time I want you to raise your hand if you have ever said something bad about a friend behind her back.
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Soona, I'm sorry I said you were dragging during "Revenge Party." There was just, like, so much pressure on us to move the story forward through montage. Like, you know how it is. What is going on? Don't worry about it. I just wish we could all get along like we used to in elementary school. I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. Then we could all eat it and be happy. She don't even go here! Do you go to this school? I'm here for a track meet. I just have a lot of feelings! Okay, sweetheart, you got to go home. Okay. Come on, we're gonna... Oh, thank you. ...we're gonna call your grown-up.
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I don't think so?
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I've watched this video a thousand times. Gretchen piledrived Regina. Regina really should be lifting through her glutes. Regina challenge! You know what that bitch gets? Not my sympathy. It's not like we like Regina anyway. She's such a bitch. She's so spoiled. Regina always wanted to be the center of attention. Girl, we all see you. Regina got what she deserves. But you know, that Cady girl was kind of cute. You know, she stayed, she waved. She ate, like, house down. Cady Heron was the only one that acted normal. Oh, yeah. I think she salvaged the worst tradition of the year. Period. She was... She's kind of hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George. No zits. Gum health. American Eagle. Cady doesn't even have to wear deodorant. I'm thinking of going red. Okay, so, somebody sent me this look, and I was like, "Hot girls, we are going back to red! Y2K fire-crotch is back!" Thank you, Cady Heron. Cady was looking good.
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♪ Cheap, fake Easy to break ♪ ♪ That's how I used to be ♪ Here... Take it. ♪ Now I'm awake ♪ ♪ I'll tell you what I see ♪ ♪ Plastic don't shine Glitter don't shine ♪ ♪ Rhinestones don't shine The way you do ♪ ♪ You are so real You are so rare ♪ ♪ I see you there ♪ ♪ I see you ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ ♪ You could make diamonds dull ♪ ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ You shine as bright as day ♪ ♪ I will look out for you ♪ ♪ We'll light each other's way ♪ ♪ You're all stars ♪
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I'm wearing a corrective neck collar.
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I used you and I lied to you and I'm... I'm so sorry.
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♪ I see ♪ ♪ Stars! ♪ ♪ Where she at? What she doing? ♪ ♪ Who she with And where she from? ♪ ♪ Well, she's this Oh, she's that ♪ ♪ She's a flight risk On the run ♪ ♪ She's back, she's back ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm back, bitch Are you done? ♪ ♪ Excuse me While I bite my tongue ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ Told you who I am And what it is It's not my fault ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ Get her number, get her name Get a good thing While you can ♪ ♪ Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend Can a gay girl get an amen? ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ I told you who I am And what it is ♪ ♪ It's not my fault It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ I mean, who wouldn't want To be in love with me ♪ ♪ I'm a mood board Girls got to Pinterest me ♪ ♪ I'm a stallion but they come And f... me like Trojan ♪ ♪ And it wouldn't be me If I ain't cause commotion ♪ ♪ I'm so bad Dudes thought I was AI I ballin' like AI ♪ ♪ I stick to a whole lot Of paper like a stapler Stack like Jenga ♪ ♪ And you basic bitch Get stroke like a painter ♪ ♪ It's funny how the mean girl Open all the doors ♪ ♪ I've been told y'all I'm the black Regina George ♪ ♪ Bikini top, booty shorts Megan core ♪ ♪ You was hating back then Now you finna hate more ♪ ♪ I got influence They do anything I endorse ♪ ♪ I run s... To be a bad bitch is a sport ♪ ♪ I woke up hotter Than I was yesterday ♪ ♪ Don't care about no rules 'Cause I always get my way ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ A sexy Quint From sexy Jaws ♪ ♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪ ♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! ♪ ♪ Happy Halloween! ♪ ♪ This is Modern feminism talkin' ♪ ♪ Watch me as I run the world In shoes I cannot walk in ♪ ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ ♪ And sex... sex ♪ ♪ Sexy! ♪ I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!