♪ Happy Halloween! ♪ ♪ This is Modern feminism talkin' ♪ ♪ Watch me as I run the world In shoes I cannot walk in ♪ ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ ♪ And sex... sex ♪ ♪ Sexy! ♪
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I can sexy cure some cancer? No. I can cure sex cancer! Sex cancer doesn't exist. I did it. Dance break.
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On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was. What day is it? It's October 3rd. ♪ October 3rd ♪ That was two weeks ago.
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The shoes we're giving to Cady. Oh, my God, you are literally being so annoying.
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I'm such a weird foreign loser. No. It's great.
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Oh, I don't have any. I was just... Oh.
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So, you talk to your man yet?
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Sorry.
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Hi. ♪ If I could change the world ♪ ♪ I'd make us have world peace ♪ ♪ And also Halloween ♪ ♪ Every single day ♪ ♪ On Halloween ♪ ♪ You can pretend To be someone else ♪ ♪ It's like the Internet ♪ ♪ Only in person And with candy ♪ Wait. Mama, use the back camera. It's prettier 'cause science. ♪ When you are The hot one ♪ ♪ It's a full-time gig ♪ ♪ Lookin' like what people Want to see ♪ ♪ Once a year I'm not I dress up and dream big ♪ ♪ Disguised as someone else Who is not me ♪ ♪ But is still hot! ♪ ♪ I can be ♪ ♪ Who I want to be and sexy! ♪ ♪ I can be Who I want to be and hot! ♪ ♪ Don't like who you are Then hit that costume shop ♪ ♪ Rock a new And different sexy look ♪ ♪ Why be so downhearted? Blast some trashy pop ♪ ♪ And drop it to this hot And sexy hook ♪ ♪ I can be Who I want to be and sexy! ♪ ♪ I can be Who I want to be and hot! ♪ ♪ Be somebody new ♪ ♪ Do a total transformation ♪ ♪ Animal or mineral, too ♪ ♪ Or even vegetation! ♪ I give you sexy corn. ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ ♪ And sexy! ♪
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Hi. ♪ If I could change the world ♪ ♪ I'd make it Halloween ♪ ♪ Every single day ♪ ♪ And also have world peace ♪ ♪ Maybe world peace Should be first ♪ ♪ World peace And then Halloween ♪ Wait, let me start over.
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Hey, my friend Chris is, uh, having a Halloween party. Would you want to come to that? It's like a costume party. People get pretty into it. Grool. I meant to say "great," and then I started to say "cool." Okay. Grool.
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Nice job, Cady. It sure seems like you get it.
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You pretended to be dumb so you could keep talking to a guy? Uh... Yeah. It worked. 'Cause that shit always works, Caddy. It doesn't mean that it's not evil. Fracking "works." Red-lining "works." Gasoline and rags... Aren't you worried Regina will eat your face if she finds out? No, she won't find out. It's just my little Calculus class secret. Oh, um... So its h prime of x equals five. You just forgot the Product Rule. I don't get any of this.
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He was wrong. Wait, wait. Hold up. Guys, pause! Oh.
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You're so smart.
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Thanks.
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I said I was lost. I'm totally lost. Can you help me?
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But today I kind of... I don't know, I tried something and it just came to me instinctively.