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Take care, Colin. Have fun with.. singing. Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Um, I'm actually part of a.. A cappella band called Mmm. So long. Uh, we're actually, uh, performing 12-part harmony to, uh, "And the Band Played On." - Good night. - Do you know the song? Uh, I'll just do the chorus, then, just real fast. Oh, babe, I don't think it's.. Casey would waltz With the strawberry blonde And the band - Played on Thank you. He'd glide cross the floor with the girl He adored, and the Band played on Great. His brain was so loaded It nearly - Exploded - Still going. The poor girl would shake with alarm He'd never leave the girl with the Strawberry curls And the Band Played.. - On.. - Okay. Oh, babe. - Babe. - Ooh!! I think I may never get an erection again. Dad!! Jesus!! Well.. I mean.. Uh, it was good seeing you again. All right, drive safe. Aw, come on.
The Kings of Summer
23.1s
..does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too? Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine. I have.. I have thin hair. You know, you have to groom it. Oh, right. Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee? Uh.. I guess you wouldn't have heard... Paul and I broke up. Oh. This isn't over, Kelly.
The Kings of Summer
17.8s
- Right here. Hey, hey, hey. - Oh, what, what? Hey. - Hello. - Got to get my drink on. Hi. Do you guys want anything? Uh, I got a Titleist right here. It's worth like $3.50, so if I could get a Sun Chips and a beer and then 50 cents in change, that would be fantastic. Okay, well, we do not run on a barter system.
The Kings of Summer
34.5s
What was that play, Joe?!! - Jesus!! It is a game!! - That was the lowest, shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen. Second lowest. Wow. No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe. It was never about you!! We just.. It just happened!! - Get over it!! - I'm over it!! The bitch wants you, then she's not good enough for me anyway!! Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige? - Jesus Christ!! - Joe, I.. Shut up, Kelly!! All right? Everything was fine until you came into the picture. You're like.. Jesus, you're like a cancer!!
The Kings of Summer
42.6s
Oh, God. So smug. Dude, food attracts mice. And you know what mice attract? - Stupid fucking questions? - No. They attract snakes. In Italian, the word for "snake" means "the demon's cock." - No, it doesn't. -There's a chance that it doesn't. Whatever, dude. From here on out, - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - God, man, you're so doom and gloom all the time. Just enjoy this. It's not doom and gloom, bro. I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago. I read once that animals see fear as a color. I thought you can't read. No, I can read. I can't cry. Well, there you go.
The Kings of Summer