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Oh, don't.. Don't drink the water. Uh-uh, I shouldn't have done that. I'm glad you came out, Biaggio. I mean, this is.. This is our rite of passage, goddamn it. Have you ever felt this at one with.. With yourself? With your instincts, with nature? This.. This masculine? I don't know. I don't really see myself as having a gender. Is that a problem? It's not great. This way to the bison, my friend.
The Kings of Summer
1m17s
- Bad. - Bad. Gary, every time.. You see those wontons, Gary? - You see the size of them? - Mm-hmm. Those wontons are too big, my friend. Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe. We won't provide it. It's part of our training... how to deal with people who want the recipe too bad. - Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat. - What is that? - "We won't provide it." I can see the value of these now. I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party. - Oh, sarcasm, I get it. - It's like a bouncy house. The poor man's wit. My question for you, Gary, is: How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth? Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda? Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun - for two months, digesting it? - Dad, enough!! My God!! - Just pay the poor guy. - My God. Yeah, and maybe you should get some forks in the house so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to.. We're done here, and for the record, your wontons are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those. No, I can eat them; just give them to me. - Good night, Gary. - I'd be very happy to eat those. Your house has a bad vibe. No more rice, no more pasta. It's time to eat an honest meal. Biaggio? You and I will take to the trees. Patrick, you, uh.. Yeah, yeah, I know. I-I pick berries and apples and forage. And it makes a lot of sense, yeah.
The Kings of Summer
41s
Honey, I got the classic ciabatta bread. - They finally had it. - You're getting wild. - Sliced. - Yeah. - This is our big day. - You're crazy. We usually do rustic ciabatta. I know it. Mom, Dad, I'm going to spend the night at Joe's. Oh, okay, honey. Well, I already made dinner, though, so take some vegetable soup for you and Joe. Uh, no, thanks. No one likes vegetable soup, Mom. Well.. Okay, we're in Pretendland, I guess. "Nobody likes vegetable soup." - Did you hear this, honey? - I heard it. - Oh, my God. - He's your son. Listen, tell Mr. Toy to put some white rice underneath it. It'll be delightful. Mom, no. No vegetable soup. We're not eating vegetable soup. I'm getting a Tupperware. Here, take this tomato.
The Kings of Summer
20.3s
Oh. Okay, let's go. Wait, what? No, no, that was thunder. Definitely a bad omen. No, come on, that was thunder. That's a tree. This is a rock. Come on, man, it's nature. It's not an omen. Have some common sense. - "Common sense"? - It's not like a raven told us to go away. Yeah, we're doing this.
The Kings of Summer