All right. How about this? This is Walter, the gray whale. Everybody remembers him stuck on the beach north of Zuma. Along comes Hancock.
Hancock
11.5s
"Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I'm the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating... ...in alcohol- and anger-management treatment."
Hancock
2.3s
I see you, punk!
Hancock
2.5s
Give me the hand, playboy.
Hancock
4.6s
So I'm gonna do me, and I'm gonna let you do you.
Hancock
4.5s
Yeah, I think I might've had a little bit of a breakthrough.
Hancock
1.8s
What do you got to lose?
Hancock
3.4s
Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?
Hancock
7.2s
What? I'm not Japanese, man! Put us down! Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh? "Speaky Engly" now?
Hancock
2s
Damn!
Hancock
15.5s
"I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelenos... ...for their patience and understanding." You're an asshole, Hancock! Asshole!
Hancock
14.9s
People take you for granted. Make people miss you. - People don't like you, Hancock. - I do. Two weeks, you know? The public will be clamoring for you. When they do, we'll be ready. Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and you just, you know, fly out of there.
Hancock
8.8s
Don't come in too hot, okay? Don't come in too boozy. And don't land on a $100,000 Mercedes. All right? People have to be happy that you've arrived.
Hancock
3.7s
Your landing is your first impression. It's your superhero handshake.
Hancock
14.4s
Jail watch, day five, and true to his word, Hancock remains incarcerated. Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise. The L.A.P.D. is reporting increases of up to 30 percent... ...in the last five days that Hancock has been behind bars.
Hancock
11.6s
The DA's office wants your sentence to run eight years. It's a big number, but not something we didn't anticipate. You know, our plan is... What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey!
Hancock
4.1s
You broke my glasses. I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans!
