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I was just trying to help! You were trying to help yourself, more like! Jesus, I do something right for a change and you fuckers get on my case. Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard you admit being wrong. I said I did something right! Yeah, "for a change". So? Meaning the rest of the time you're wrong. Not necessarily. Look, I just thought it was best to keep her out of harm's way. And what about us, Gary? Aren't we in harm's way? We're all right, Pete. Come on, we're The Five Musketeers. No, we're the Four Musketeers.
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Who was that, O-Man? Don't call me O-Man, Gary. If you must know it was Sam. Sam's here? Sam's here? Is there a fucking echo in here? Yes, Sam's here. She's down from Manchester. We're driving to Mum's tomorrow. What, and she's coming here? Calm down, Steve, I saw her first. Jesus Christ, not this again. Are you fucking kidding me? I saw her first. You really have a selective memory, don't you? Somebody else was saying that. Me. No. I would have remembered. I told you I had a thing about Sam and you proceeded to try and get in her pants at every opportunity. Guys, please. You only liked her after you found out I liked her! That's right, because you did the school play. Cabaret. Cabaret. Because she was in it. And she wore those fishnet stockings and you got a big boner on stage. Jesus Christ. Doesn't matter anyway, she always had a massive wide on for Adrian Keane. I hated that prick. Can we not talk about my sister in relation to, A, massive wide ons, B, Steven's erect penis? All right. Is she still fit, though? I'm not answering that.
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28.6s
This explains why everything's gone fuck up. Everybody's been replaced by one of these. That's why no one recognized us, Basil, Dave, Raymondo. I thought it was weird' Shane Hawkins. Exactly. it's not us that's changed, it's the town. I'm right, aren't I, Andy? Andy, aren't I right? You're never wrong. No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever. Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes and not a single one has come back out again. That's going to look suspicious. Gay loving.
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Well, it's a bit "ooh ducky", innit? That's not very PC, Gary. Get out of the '90s, Pete. There's nothing "ooh ducky" about being teetotal, about walking into a pub after a rugby match and ordering a tap water at a bar packed full of big ugly bastards wearing warpaint. That, my friend, takes confidence, yeah? I'm talking balls. You said it, poof.
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