Do you remember? We used to come in here and listen to him talk about fucking UFOs and lizard people and underwater Nazis. Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle actually being a square? No, he said it was two isosceles triangles forming a rhombus. He was your best mate, wasn't he, Steve? No, he wasn't my best mate, Gary. He was a lonely, old guy and I felt a bit sorry for him. That's right. Basil!
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I felt a bit sorry for them, to be honest.
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Oh, not even halfway. Plenty more fun to be had.
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Here we go. Pub number nine. Fuck yes! That's the spirit, Pete! Spirits! We should do chasers. Who is this guy? Come on. Andy! It can't start without you.
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I thought we were home.
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You're obviously a connoisseur. Then you'll already know that it's a rare treat for rogues, reverends, royalty and all good folks between. Five of those, please. Welcome home, boys.
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Why do you think none of us live in Newton Haven anymore? I don't know. Because it's a black hole. It's boring. It always was and it always will be. It's only boring because we're not there. It's pointless arguing with you. Exactly. So come. I'm picking everybody up from High Wycombe station, Friday, 3:00 sharp. No, Gary. Oh, God, why? Have you got to check with your missus? No, actually, I don't have to check with my missus.
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You need help, Gary.
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Gentlemen! The prodigal sons return! What will it be, one of our guest ales perchance?
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O-Man!
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Steven and Sam got together in the end. Didn't see that coming. They shacked up just outside London. It's a pretty nice shack, too.
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I would have followed you to the end. I fucking have! Then stop following me!
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Sorry! Sam? Yes. You came back for us! Yes, I did. Well, I got lost on the ring road. But, yes.
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And, you know, I love the boys like brothers, but when all's said and done, you're the best friend I ever had.
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Please, stand by.
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This method requires a small sacrifice. But the fewer replacements we make, the more successful we consider our operation. Of course, we welcome those who volunteer themselves.
