All right. How about this? This is Walter, the gray whale. Everybody remembers him stuck on the beach north of Zuma. Along comes Hancock.
Hancock
7.2s
You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray? - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. - No. My ass was hot.
Hancock
1.7s
Those are children.
Hancock
9.9s
This stuff was on YouTube. Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir. Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up.
Hancock
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Really not okay. This is some of the stuff we're gonna work on. How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom? Landing like that in the street's also on the uncool side. No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray. I live here. I know what the street's like. We'll make those problems of the past. I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public. - Where's the wife? - Mary took Aaron to his soccer game. Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube. Surprisingly large amount of not-great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful. What is this? That's me trying to change the world. Unfortunately, not doing real well. Come on. Let's get to you.
Hancock
3s
- Not okay. Okay? - He all right.
Hancock
3.3s
Oh, stop crying, punk-ass. Go ahead.
Hancock
4.5s
All right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right.
Hancock
15.5s
Hancock! You son of a gun, I knew you'd come. Ask Mary. I had a feeling. I said, he heard me and he's ready for a change. This is great. Did you do this? You come in a little hot? I'll meet you in the house. - I know you don't drive, but... - Oh, damn it, Ray.
Hancock
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This gets redundant after a while... ...but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... - Do you wanna hear it? - No. You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it though. It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive. But you are an asshole, don't you think? Be careful. All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something. This kind of goes to how you present yourself. Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. What springs to mind...
Hancock
7s
All right? I just wanna go to my cell. - That ain't gonna happen. - Nope.
Hancock
5.3s
It is the duty of each of you... ...to remember your inmate serial number.
Hancock
6s
- I don't even remember that. - Yeah. Greenpeace does. Walter does.
Hancock
4.5s
...when you see this? Homo.
Hancock
2.9s
Excuse me, please.
Hancock
2.2s
Excuse me.
Hancock
1.9s
Hancock!
Hancock
7.7s
Oh, I get it. I put some... Most of you in here. Yes, you did.