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That's a joke, right? Five guys. Twelve pubs. Fifty pints. Sixty pints. Steady on, you fucking alky. I haven't had a drink for 16 years, Gary. You must be thirsty then. We can go back, see the guys, chew the fat, it'll be just like it always was, except this time we're going to finish this thing once and for all. You have a very selective memory, Gary. Thanks. You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings. Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.
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Pete? Steven. Thank God. I had a horrible feeling I was going to be the only one here. I reckon that's not the last horrible feeling you're gonna have today, mate. This can't be happening. Can it? You said it. What the hell are we doing here? What we always did. Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion. Hello, Steven. You all right, mate? Pete. Hi, mate. Didn't we decide to stop calling him Fearless Leader somewhere around 1992? Old habits die hard. They'll be putting that on Gary's tombstone. No, they won't. You know he'll outlive us all. That's! be funny if it wasn't true. Hang on a sec. What? I'm just trying to decide which of us is the biggest idiot for coming.
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And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers. Three Musketeers, isn't it? Four if you count D'Artagnan, Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook. You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas? A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days. What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas? Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus. Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three. 'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left. Are we there yet? Let's do this!
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20.5s
Look at these cunts. You're late. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00. Yeah, 3 for 4. You know your problem, Gary? You're never wrong. How is that a problem? I can't believe you bought another Granada Mark II. What do you mean? This looks exactly like the car I sold you in 1989. This is the car you sold me in 1989. Best 300 quid I ever spent. This is The Beast? Yeah.
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