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Andy, in 1986 we re-enacted the Knife Game from Aliens and I stabbed you in the middle finger. How about December 1997, when you OD'd and I drove you to the hospital four times over the limit and I ended up rolling the car and almost severing my femoral artery, at which point you made a miraculous fucking recovery and ran off into the night, leaving me to get arrested after 12 hours of life-saving surgery?
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And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers. Three Musketeers, isn't it? Four if you count D'Artagnan, Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook. You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas? A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days. What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas? Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus. Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three. 'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left. Are we there yet? Let's do this!
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