Now... if you wanna be naughty, what happened to a little smoke and a poke and a glass of wine, some Barry White, candles around the bath and put your finger in the missus?
The Gentlemen
28.7s
Dry Eye. He promised Dry Eye the job, but only if Dry Eye helped drive down the price of Mickey's business. You see, it was Matthew who told Dry Eye the location of Mickey's farm, so he could steal his white widow super cheese to cause ripples and reduce the market value. And that is why Phuc, in turn, got those juice-swilling, acne-backed muscle Marys to do the job. It was Matthew who set this whole train of events off.
The Gentlemen
3.5s
[car horn honks] I got it. Just watch the road.
The Gentlemen
3.9s
And, George, if I can get to you in your own kitchen...
The Gentlemen
1.7s
I think you got off on the wrong stop.
The Gentlemen
1.9s
We miss her terribly, Mickey.
The Gentlemen
2.2s
Yeah. Of course I was there.
The Gentlemen
1.3s
Lovely.
The Gentlemen
19.2s
No. Editor of the Daily Print. [Fletcher] Turns out Dave had gone after one of Mickey's lords, did a proper tabloid job on him. It would appear that His Lordship had had a quick spin on one of his attractive young footmen. After the splash, shares crashed, job went, wife followed, and even his kids disowned him. Well, that Dave can't half be a cunt.
The Gentlemen
15.3s
...and any other busy cunt with enough time on his hands to sniff the green tweed of England. - [man] Good morning! - [dog barking] And they have groups, forums, meetings, social media, and they love a good chat and a hiss about anyone who's decided to mow his lawn without a license.
The Gentlemen
14s
But no one will pull him on it. Too fucking scared that Dave will do a feature on them. But your Mickey, he's got a fabulous set of balls. So he snubbed him in front of a crowd that Dave could only wish he belonged to. You know, lords and ladies, the sort that Mickey feels very comfortable in front of.
The Gentlemen
15s
So why has Big Dave got it in for my boss? Two months ago, your man Mickey made my man Dave feel like a right fucking idiot. Henry. Mickey. How did he do that? Didn't accept his hand. - Dave. Daily Print. - Yes.
The Gentlemen
8.5s
Men, excuse us. [Fletcher] Well, he might just as well have pulled Dave's cock off. I do believe that was a bit of a fuck off, Dave. [laughs] [Fletcher] 'Cause he just fizzled like a party balloon.
The Gentlemen
8.4s
That's no reason to go after a fella. Well, I don't know what to tell you. He wants Mickey's blood. And he would be getting it too, if it wasn't for...
The Gentlemen
7.1s
And then there's the helicopters, drones, Google Earth, heritage sites, parish councils, and the beat goes on.