Damn, Handjob. Where you come from? All right, relax. Just tell me what you need. Tell them cops to take their guns off of me. - All right. - Tell them to take the guns off me. Just take them off. Lower your weapons. You're gonna get us out of here with that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on. Now let's make it happen, asshole.
Hancock
2.6s
Will I get in trouble for that?
Hancock
4.5s
I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that. What?
Hancock
2.5s
No. Thank you.
Hancock
6.7s
Thanks for coming on in. Good, right? - Very, yeah. - Wanna say goodbye to him? - Bye, Hancock. - Hey, all right, little buddy.
Hancock
16s
- You know who I am? - My papa says you are an asshole. Well, that's not really a nice word to call a person, is it? - Asshole? - Yeah. Because that could make someone very angry... ...and, you know, maybe hurt their feelings. You behave like an asshole.
Hancock
16.6s
Call me a asshole... ...one more time. Asshole. How about you, thickness? Goggles?
Hancock
2.7s
- You're gonna stop calling me that. - Asshole.
Hancock
11.7s
Put it right there. Perfect. E-mail me or whatever. You just fly on over, I don't know. I want you to think about it. Just be careful when you go. Sleep on it, all right? You get back to me?
Hancock
5.3s
You see the good in everybody, Ray. Even sometimes when it's not there.
Hancock
59.8s
- Are you okay? - It was a joke. - Come on, Aaron. - Hey, sorry. I was just trying to... He got it. She didn't get it. I owe you. You gave me my life back today. Hear me out. I'd like to return the favor. Do you know what I do? I'm in public relations. You know what that is? Of course you do. We're image consultants. We change the way people see products, companies, people, that stuff. Listen, I see you on the news and I see you out there today... ...and it can't feel good that people, you know, hate you. - It's good to meet you, Ray. - No, I'm sorry. But hear me out. People... Don't get me wrong, they should love you. They really should. I wanna deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You know, you're a superhero. Kids should ask you for your autograph. People should cheer you on the streets. What the hell are you pricks looking at? No, no, they're not... It's all right. They're not pricks, they're just people. But I want you to give me one short pitch, you know? That's all I ask. Okay? You use...
Hancock
2.9s
I know this kind of guy. He breaks things.
Hancock
9.1s
Well, seems to be a pretty good kid. Just wanna ask you to lay off of him a little bit. Why, asshole?
Hancock
2.1s
Put it under here?
Hancock
3.7s
- That's not my name. - Asshole.
Hancock
7.1s
My bad. Everybody all right? I'll go and get my mommy. He is an asshole.