Would you like to hear me tell a joke? Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Knock, knock. Who's there? Go fuck yourselves.
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2.7s
It's a fancy restaurant, you know.
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3.3s
It's not what you think. I'm just a copilot.
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2.2s
Come out of the bathroom!
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12.5s
These are the most powerful people in New York City. They keep peeking over their shoulders, wondering where you're going tonight. Where you going, Frank? Dad, nobody's staring at me.
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1.5s
Come here.
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1.9s
- Some steps. - Steps.
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17.3s
- Hands on your head. - That's the new IBM Selectric... - Put your hands on your head! - ...print type in five seconds... Shut up! Put your hands on your head! He's got over 200 checks, a gallon of India ink, drafting... Even has little payroll envelopes addressed to himself... - Put it down! Drop it! - Relax!
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5.4s
Murph? Call the LAPD. I don't want people walking through my crime scene.
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2.5s
You know what those are, right?
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11.5s
Those are the keys to a 1965 Cadillac DeVille convertible. Brand-new, Dad. Red with white interior, split seats, air conditioning, the works.
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12.5s
That's a funny story. People always laugh at that story. Let me ask you a question, Mr. Amdursky. If you had so much fun undercover, why did you transfer to bank fraud? I didn't transfer. I was censured and reassigned.
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1.9s
Some place exotic?
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1m31s
There's impressions on every line. Looks like the original amount was for $60. Mind if I take a look? Cashed in Flagstaff a week ago. Cost the bank $16,000. - It's a real check. - Yeah. It's been washed. The only thing original is the signature. But it's perfect. I mean, this isn't hydrochloride or bleach. No. Something new. A nail polish remover where the acetone removes the ink that's not been printed? How did you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana? I didn't cheat. I studied for two weeks and I passed. Is that the truth? I'll bet this guy steals checks out of mailboxes. He washes off their names and puts on his own. You're saying he's a local? If it were me, I'd call the bank first. Check out the balance... Make sure there's enough money in there to make it worth your while. Exactly. You know, Carl, I think this guy is pretty smart.
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5s
He cashed three checks. They all cleared. I was going to deposit this one today.
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5.6s
What should I do till Monday? I'm sorry, kid, I can't help you there. Excuse me.
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1.9s
This is Hanratty.
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11.7s
You mind if I come to work with you tomorrow? Tomorrow is Saturday. I'm flying to Chicago to see my daughter. I'll be back to work on Monday. - You're going to see Grace? - Yeah, that's the plan.
