Would you like to hear me tell a joke? Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you. Knock, knock. Who's there? Go fuck yourselves.
Catch Me If You Can
3.9s
Does it bother you, Mr. Fox? A little, I guess.
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2.6s
Just tell me where you're going.
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1.9s
Some place exotic?
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2.3s
Los... Hollywood.
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1.5s
Hollywood?
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28.1s
You're late, all right? My name's Barry Allen, United States Secret Service. Your boy just tried to jump out the window. - My partner has him in custody. - I don't know what you're talking about. You think the F.B.I. are the only ones on this guy? Come on. He's dabbling in government checks. We've been following a paper trail on this guy for months now. You mind taking that gun out of my face? Please. Really. It makes me nervous. Let me see some credentials. Yeah, sure.
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6.6s
Old guy almost pissed in his pants when I came through the door. He jumped right through the window onto the hood of my car.
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6.7s
Just do me a favor, take a look outside. Look out the window. My partner's walking him to the car as we speak. Look.
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5.9s
I didn't expect the Secret Service on this. Don't worry about it. What's your name?
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5.4s
Murph? Call the LAPD. I don't want people walking through my crime scene.
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5.6s
Take my whole wallet. You want my gun, too? Come over here, take my gun.
Catch Me If You Can
3.3s
It's not what you think. I'm just a copilot.
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2.8s
You see these people staring at you?
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2.7s
To the best damn pilot in the sky.
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2.2s
Step out of the bathroom!
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2.2s
Come out of the bathroom!
Catch Me If You Can
17.3s
- Hands on your head. - That's the new IBM Selectric... - Put your hands on your head! - ...print type in five seconds... Shut up! Put your hands on your head! He's got over 200 checks, a gallon of India ink, drafting... Even has little payroll envelopes addressed to himself... - Put it down! Drop it! - Relax!
