-[whispering] Grandma. -[wheezes] Oh, Emily. Is that you? Yeah, Grandma. Marcus, say hi.
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[loudly] Hi. Okay. Hey, Grandma, why don't I go get you some tea?
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Through her vagina. Huh?
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[chuckling] I'll be damned.
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But everybody else panics, but not you. You stay calm and collected. Like, you don't worry about any of it. One night in Green Beret training, they woke us up, put us in a boat, drove us a mile offshore, dumped us in the water and said, "Swim back."
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I watched so many guys wear themselves out swimming against the riptide as hard as they could. They had to be extracted. Me? I found out the trick was just float.
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Or make a sound. Don't say a single word. You're talking right now. No, I'm not.
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What's there to get? I mean, everywhere we go, chaos happens. Right?
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So what do we do? I'm gonna go make a snare out of that flora.
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What do you mean, "Stay here," Ron? Where you going? Ron. Ron.
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Because of them. He said that? He did. Word for word.
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-Don't move. -[whispering] Okay.
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Ron.
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Three hundred and seventy-five yards. Dogleg left. Good luck hitting over the trees. [Bennett] And no backing out.
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All right, gentlemen. For the record, this is a Titleist 7 with two pink dots. Do we agree? Yes. We do agree that you are a dumbass. That is the wrong hole. That's the seventh green. The 18th green… that way.
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-It's a bet. -Fine.
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I miss by an inch, we lose. Ron. Ron. I can't do that. Come on. You can, man. Remember, just float. What the fuck you mean floating? Fuck floating. [Bennett] Fine.
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That's what would happen If I lost these-- [water splashing]
