So if you wanna bail, I'm down. Really? We can-- We can do that? Mm-mmm. No, we can't.
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I ate it. -Why? -You told me to! I said, "Jackpot," and that's it. I didn't say, "Eat it." Man, you are crazy, okay? Everything you touch turn into drugs! Okay? What's gonna happen to me? Am I about to die? No, no. You're not gonna die. Okay? Part of you is gonna die, but it's gonna be reborn. You'll be fine. Something's happening because everything is purple now. No, no, no, no. You're being paranoid. It takes 20 minutes to kick in. Everything's purple! Oh, shit.
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3.9s
-Did you ask me if I feel better? -Yeah. Are you serious?
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1.2s
-Ahhh. -Okay.
Vacation Friends
2.4s
-I'm made of metal. -What-- What is going on here?
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16.8s
[laughs] Look, if I can interject for just a second, Harold. Marcus and I have been talking about you all weekend. -What? About my being a clown? -[Ron] Yes. Yes, but, you know, a wedding is like a big, old circus. And you, you're the star of the show. [Marcus] Oh, shit.
Vacation Friends
8.8s
Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.
Vacation Friends
2.9s
[singing in Spanish]
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2.4s
-Okay. [giggles] -Ooh. We could take a picture of this.
Vacation Friends
14.2s
This isn't easy to say, Marcus, but I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. I see things my way, and-- [laughs] What's so funny? You're a clown!
Vacation Friends
12.2s
[cawing] What should I feel better about? You know what I'll feel better about? When we get back to that stuffy ass country club and get these goddamn Conway family rings on our goddamn fingers.
Vacation Friends
1.3s
That's not surprising.
Vacation Friends
1.7s
I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.
Vacation Friends
3.7s
-Ah. We have finally arrived. -Thank you.
Vacation Friends
7.3s
[chuckles] Ladies first. So that you may be the first one to see what awaits, if anything. There could be nothing.
Vacation Friends
6.1s
Still. [whispering] We have talked about this. Daddy, I know. I do love him.
Vacation Friends
1.5s
You need a rope man. Okay.
Vacation Friends
7.4s
What if somebody came in and bought these rings? We wouldn't have been able to get back the rings. We'd have to get some rings from some dead person's fingers that I don't even know.
