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-Like what? Good insurance? -[chuckles] -Free pills. -[chuckles] Hey, Marcus. Want to take her for a spin? No, I don't-- I don't-- I don't drive boats. I don't sail. Then who's gonna drive the boat? 'Cause I'm not driving. -There's no one driving the boat. -Man, are you out your fucking mind? -Hey, man! What's wrong with you? -Look at you. -Look at me do what? -You're driving the boat. -Who's driving the boat? -You are. -I'm driving the boat? -Scoot over. Scoot over.
Vacation Friends
20.1s
It's weird, but it's impressive. I'll take it. So, you said you were a nurse, right? No. [laughs] I am more of, like, an assistant to Dr. Adolphus. -Interesting name. -I know, right? He's had to change it, like, a million times because the Feds are always after him. But what can I say? The benefits are really worth it.
Vacation Friends
37.4s
What are you talking about? I've been trying to find the time to get you alone, but I haven't been able to. Emily, he abducted me from a shopping mall when I was 12. Okay? He's completely crazy. He has a gun. -A gun? -Yeah. Shh. He's-- He's made me live in a basement. He's made me eat cat food. And he makes me go to the bathroom in a little lawn chair with a hole in it. -What the hell? Why? -I need to find a way to get his gun. -We can't-- -We're not safe! -What the hell? -[laughs] -I got you. -You were really jok-- You're such-- -You're the worst. -I just got you. -[Emily] That was not funny. -[Kyla] It was really funny. -I can't believe you… -Nah, man, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting. No, you know what? Fuck it. Come on. Give it to me. We're having a good time.
Vacation Friends
40.2s
[Kyla, Emily chanting] [Kyla, Emily cheering] [Kyla] Yes! [laughs] [Emily] It is going to be real hard to go back to the real world tomorrow. -I know. -[groans] I mean, I'm looking forward to planning my wedding, -but it is gonna be a shit show. -Mmm. You know, that's exactly why Ron and I never got hitched. Oh. I guess-- I guess I just assumed you guys already were. No. Spiritually, we've probably been married six or seven times, but like "governmentally," you know, with the license, we just never really saw the point. Not even for kids? Kids aren't in the cards for us. I mean, we'd obviously be incredible parents, but it's not gonna happen.
Vacation Friends