I just do, okay? No! How would you know? -Because I did. -[guests gasp] It's true. She did. It was hot. I can vouch. [chuckles] Super hot. This is the best wedding I've ever been to.
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I believe that the food choices are between the fish and-- and the beef. -Yeah. -I hear they're both really tasty.
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-No. -No. [whispering] Yeah. It's not. Sorry.
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So now she's carrying my child.
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My balls work because of you.
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So, that's not my baby?
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[chuckling]
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[smacks lips] The salt doesn't taste very salty. -[Kyla] Hi, guys! -Oh! -Take this. Take this. -[laughs] -Do you mind taking baby Marcus? -Oh, please.
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Of course I'm gonna do it. [chuckles] Hard to believe I'm a married man now. It's a lot of responsibility. Think you're ready for it?
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Sure. What-- What is it? You both have to promise that you will come to ours.
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Marcus kissed me on the forehead… in a Waffle House. That's huge.
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[both laughing] Mr. Parker! And you must be Emily. I'm Maurillio, the manager. Please help yourselves to a papaya paleta powdered in our house-roasted guajillo-cacao rub. Oh. I don't know what this is, but cheers! You must be very eager to get to your suite where there may or may not be a surprise waiting for you.
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[Ron] Come on. I know the perfect guy. [chanting in Mayan]
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-Who? -Look, her dad hates me, y'all. For real. -[Emily] Okay, not hates. -What? He just don't think I'm good enough to marry his perfect-ass daughter. -[Emily] Perfect da-- Who? Me? -[Marcus] Yes, you. Okay, listen, no. My dad's a little tough, yes. I mean, he is the dean of Emory Business School, so he's a little traditional. I literally don't understand what you're saying right now. This is Marcus we're talking about! I know. It's insane! How could anyone not, like, absolutely love you? You're the best. [Marcus] Her father holds all these things against me. Like, number one, you know, he looks down on me because I had a failed marriage before, right? Things don't work out. It is what it is. Number two, he treats me like I'm some regular construction worker. I own my own construction company. I'm my own boss. This doesn't seem justified. Yeah, but strike three, I'ma be honest. I did punch her brother in the face at her mama's birthday party. -Got it. -There's that. Well, my dad never got to meet Ron. Oh, no! Sorry, did he die? No. San Quentin's just so far. I got it. Wait, I got it. I got it. I freaking got it. -What? -Do it tonight. -[Kyla gasps] -Wait. Do what tonight? -Get married tonight! Here! -Get married! Tonight! Yes! Right! Tonight, you guys! Wait, why would we do that? [Ron] You said your family wouldn't approve. You'll be surrounded by friends that love and support you. -Yeah. [chuckles] -Friends! It's a wedding just for you guys.
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I mean, to be honest, there's a lot of people that really wouldn't be happy for us. [together] What?
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Ron and I are the only two people on the planet that know that y'all are engaged. Ah, I wish it could stay that way.
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[Marcus] Hey, man, you sure you okay? [Ron] The bullet just grazed me. I'm not gonna let a little scratch ruin my night. I mean, look at the four of us. This is magical, isn't it? Mmm. You know what's crazy, you guys?
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Baby. Baby, do you think this is legally binding? Somehow I don't think so. But just go with it. [whispering] You did good, babe.