How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
Vacation Friends
1.5s
You need a rope man. Okay.
Vacation Friends
1.7s
I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.
Vacation Friends
25.5s
I ate it. -Why? -You told me to! I said, "Jackpot," and that's it. I didn't say, "Eat it." Man, you are crazy, okay? Everything you touch turn into drugs! Okay? What's gonna happen to me? Am I about to die? No, no. You're not gonna die. Okay? Part of you is gonna die, but it's gonna be reborn. You'll be fine. Something's happening because everything is purple now. No, no, no, no. You're being paranoid. It takes 20 minutes to kick in. Everything's purple! Oh, shit.
Vacation Friends
8.2s
Most potent magic mushroom on Earth. You eat one of these babies, not only will you talk to God, you'll find a rent-controlled apartment and move in together. -I ate it. -What?
Vacation Friends
8.8s
Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.
Vacation Friends
16.8s
[laughs] Look, if I can interject for just a second, Harold. Marcus and I have been talking about you all weekend. -What? About my being a clown? -[Ron] Yes. Yes, but, you know, a wedding is like a big, old circus. And you, you're the star of the show. [Marcus] Oh, shit.
Vacation Friends
14.2s
This isn't easy to say, Marcus, but I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. I see things my way, and-- [laughs] What's so funny? You're a clown!
Vacation Friends
2.4s
-I'm made of metal. -What-- What is going on here?
Vacation Friends
1.6s
-[music stops] -[horse whinnies]
Vacation Friends
1.3s
That's not surprising.
Vacation Friends
1.2s
What does that mean?
Vacation Friends
12.2s
[cawing] What should I feel better about? You know what I'll feel better about? When we get back to that stuffy ass country club and get these goddamn Conway family rings on our goddamn fingers.
Vacation Friends
7.4s
What if somebody came in and bought these rings? We wouldn't have been able to get back the rings. We'd have to get some rings from some dead person's fingers that I don't even know.
Vacation Friends
5.6s
Do I feel better? You know how close that was? If I had lost these rings, that whole family would've been on my ass!
Vacation Friends
3.9s
-Did you ask me if I feel better? -Yeah. Are you serious?
