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Who the hell are these people? Surprise! -Hey. -Hey. What the hell you doing here? Matter of fact, why you not at work? Nice place, boss. Yeah, I would not have let us come to this either. But we do appreciate the invitation. What you mean "invitation"? I didn't invite you. Who-- Who did invite you? [Ron] Uh, ladies and gentlemen… Good evening everyone, and welcome. -[giggles] -[shaman chanting] What is he doing up there? Captain, uh, permission to say a few words about the happy couple? [chuckles] Hello, everyone. I'm Ron. I'm Marcus's suku'un. Of course, you wouldn't know that if you saw him choking me in the street earlier. -The fuck is he talking 'bout? -Shh. Marcus. Bet you're surprised to see your pals from work, huh? When I heard Kyla and I were your only close friends here, I called Parker Construction myself, and I told them, "You better get your butts on a plane!" 'Cause let's face it, it's times like these when you want your closest friends by your side. I was best man for my army pal, Charlie Anderton. Man, Charlie and I are super close. Like, I talk to him every day.
Vacation Friends
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-[Gabe] Yeah. -Why's he here? Some people like to have friends at life-changing events. -That's it. -That's it. You would know if you had any friends. If you did, my mom and dad wouldn't have forced me to be your best man. First of all, I don't like you. And I don't want you to be my best man anyway, all right? I have great friends-- I have amazing friends, all right? You can't even handle any of my friends. Okay?
Vacation Friends
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What are you talking about? I've been trying to find the time to get you alone, but I haven't been able to. Emily, he abducted me from a shopping mall when I was 12. Okay? He's completely crazy. He has a gun. -A gun? -Yeah. Shh. He's-- He's made me live in a basement. He's made me eat cat food. And he makes me go to the bathroom in a little lawn chair with a hole in it. -What the hell? Why? -I need to find a way to get his gun. -We can't-- -We're not safe! -What the hell? -[laughs] -I got you. -You were really jok-- You're such-- -You're the worst. -I just got you. -[Emily] That was not funny. -[Kyla] It was really funny. -I can't believe you… -Nah, man, I'm sorry. I keep forgetting. No, you know what? Fuck it. Come on. Give it to me. We're having a good time.
Vacation Friends
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[Kyla, Emily chanting] [Kyla, Emily cheering] [Kyla] Yes! [laughs] [Emily] It is going to be real hard to go back to the real world tomorrow. -I know. -[groans] I mean, I'm looking forward to planning my wedding, -but it is gonna be a shit show. -Mmm. You know, that's exactly why Ron and I never got hitched. Oh. I guess-- I guess I just assumed you guys already were. No. Spiritually, we've probably been married six or seven times, but like "governmentally," you know, with the license, we just never really saw the point. Not even for kids? Kids aren't in the cards for us. I mean, we'd obviously be incredible parents, but it's not gonna happen.
Vacation Friends