[together] That was fucking awesome! -[Ron] Oh! -Whoa. Y'all not mad at me for crashing your boat? Mad? Are you kidding me? Come on. Nobody's dead, right? Plus, you guys, how lame would our story be if it was just, like, "a regular old day of sailing"? -[laughs] -You flipped a catamaran! Look, look. I know that boat cost you a ton of money. -No, man. -No. The rental guy made us sign, like, a billion papers. Dude, insurance. He probably made money. There's nothing wrong with giving back. No, no, no! Please, there's gotta be something I can do. Yeah, there is. You're buying the first round. -[Kyla] Whoo! -[Ron] Yes! [Kyla whoops] [Latin hip-hop music playing]
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[Kyla] Wahoo! -¡Viva la revolución! -[cheering]
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[Ron] Hook me up. Hook me up.
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Look, I've never been the type of person that can just float, you know? Marcus, you're missing the point. Yeah, real story, but a metaphor, because it has nothing to do with your body mass. I understand that. I mean, I know what metaphors are. I was-- Do you? Do you? If it isn't Special Forces and special… stupid idiot. You're lucky you didn't hurt my dad's dog yesterday, 'cause if you did, I would've hurt you. Okay, Gabe. Is that right? Right? You gonna kick my ass? -You wanna go right here, right now? -I think he wants to. 'Cause we can do that. If I may. Gabe, it looks like you're trying to lead with a power jab. Let's get those hips in. Get warmed up-- Hey. What are you-- Hands off. Whoa! Okay, man. I'm just-- Listen, I'm not here to fight anyway. My father sent me here to collect the rings. I guess the best man is supposed to carry the rings, so that's why I'm here.
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Wait, wait, wait. Y'all getting married? -Yeah, we decided to do it. -[Emily squeals] [Kyla giggles] What changed your mind? Well, Ron and I wanna do what's best for Marcus. Why do y'all wanna do what's best for me? No, Marcus… Marcus.
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[cheering]
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Nice grip. Solid trot.
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-[whirring] -[truck beeping]
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And this is, uh, Marcus. He's a construction worker.
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I do not like the way they talk to you.
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Well, Marcus, good to have you back. That sunstroke is no joke. So, people, stay hydrated with-- with water. The marshals are very strict when it comes to alcohol, wagering and profanity.
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[Marcus] Oh, man. It's all good, br-- Salaam.
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[pants] What do you think?
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And who says "farewell"? What are you? Othello? Farewell sounds final, okay? I don't wanna see those freaks again. Do you? I don't know. They were kinda fun. Yes, on vacation. Not in the real world. But they did loosen us up a little bit. Yes, they may have loosened us up a little bit, but speaking of gettin' loose.
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[Marcus] What you mean this one is-- [laughing] You gotta be kiddin' me. Come on, now. It's a Hugo Boss. We were thinking Vera Wang, but decided this one's better for your build. Hey, man. Wow, look at this. Yo, this is dope, man. Like, honestly, thank y'all. I really appreciate this. And look, y'all-- Y'all do understand why you can't come to the wedding, right? Yeah. You're embarrassed by us. -No. Have you met her parents? -No, because you won't let us. Okay, look, if it was up to me, I would invite every last one of y'all to the wedding, but I can't. Her parents said they just want family there. They want it to be really intimate. [big band music playing] [Marcus] Baby, what is this? What happened to intimate? Who's all these people?
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As far as I'm concerned, we got married in a Mexican cave.