Sexually. It got sexually weird. Which led to me unintentionally, 'cause it wasn't my intentions to do this, I unintentionally gave this woman a baby.
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We just wanted to share with you that it's a boy, and we're gonna name him Marcus in your honor. You're not the father. He's not the father. I am. [chuckles]
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I've been trying to tell you that all week.
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Look at it. It's kind of amazing.
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-We do too. -Jesus! -Fiancée. -[chuckles] Look, thanks for the offer, okay? We're-- We're in. -Fuck yeah! Yeah! -Yay! Guys-- [Latin pop music playing]
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[scoffs] Look. The only reason I'm gonna do this is 'cause I love you. Mm-hmm. And it's because you my fiancée now. -Fiancée? -Yeah. -Well, I like the sound of that. -Yeah. Mmm.
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[loudly] Hi. Okay. Hey, Grandma, why don't I go get you some tea?
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It is what it is. That's my baby.
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I am so excited to announce to all of you that this baby is-- Is mine! -It's mine. -[guests gasping, murmuring] The baby she's carrying… It's my-- It's my baby.
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6.2s
[chuckles] Wow. This means a lot, Harold. I really appreciate-- [all laughing]
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1.2s
Is that right?
Vacation Friends
4.8s
But more important, you are a good man.
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1.2s
[sighs]
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2.2s
-Oh, God. -Okay. Passing out.
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Hi, sweetie. Got a minute? Grandma. I'm sorry about last night. [sighs] You mean when you stuck your hand down my throat. [chuckles] -It happens. -Does it? Whoa, whoa. You can walk. That pill Kyla gave me really works. -Seriously? The herbs? -Yeah. And it doesn't make me sleepy like my usual pill.
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Oh, she's a sweet girl. Yeah, she… She's something. [sighs] I'm sorry you two had a falling out.
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10.5s
Came back strong, though. Thirty-five mil in revenue last year. It's right there on the spreadsheet. I admit, I haven't held you in the highest esteem.
