Marcus, I didn't realize you could ride. Oh, well, you know, this ain't the tack that I'm used to. You know, I prefer western reins. [chuckles] Oh, it's too bad you're wearing the wrong jacket.
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Come on, Marcus. Let's go find a goddamn fox. -[Marcus] Wait, what? -[Ron] Let's do this!
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But, no. I mean, I actually didn't even invite them. [chuckles]
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Hey, chief. Could you just get this to the front desk?
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How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
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Planning makes the world work.
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'Cause without a plan, the world falls apart. I mean, garbage doesn't get collected. Water slides don't get built. Planes fall from the sky.
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You know what? Good for you.
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[both laughing] -[Ron] He almost had me! -[Kyla] Oh, my God. -He almost-- [laughs] -It's so good! -You! Oh, man! This is-- This guy! -Oh, my God. I just-- It would have been nice if you would've told us that you was gonna put cocaine in our drink. Where'd you get the coke from, anyway? We actually brought it from home. Very, very easy if you ever wanna try it. It's just a Ziploc in a full shampoo bottle. The scanners can't see it, dogs can't smell it, and it's so much more comfortable than when I had it in my ass. You guys want nibbles? -Mmm. -[cell phone vibrates] Oh. Wait a minute. [sighs] What now, baby? Whale watching. I forgot I booked a whale watching tour at 4:30. What? You guys just got here. Marcus likes to plan.
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-Even on vacation? -No.
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No, no, no. No. No, no, no, no. [grunts] No, no, no.
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[cheering] -Are you kidding me? Come on. -Hey! Anybody could do this. Hey, padre. How much is it to get somebody in the ring? Ooh!
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[Kyla, Ron] Whoo!
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[Ron] Line 'em up! Let's do it! -Wow. One more? -[cheering continues]
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[together] That was fucking awesome! -[Ron] Oh! -Whoa. Y'all not mad at me for crashing your boat? Mad? Are you kidding me? Come on. Nobody's dead, right? Plus, you guys, how lame would our story be if it was just, like, "a regular old day of sailing"? -[laughs] -You flipped a catamaran! Look, look. I know that boat cost you a ton of money. -No, man. -No. The rental guy made us sign, like, a billion papers. Dude, insurance. He probably made money. There's nothing wrong with giving back. No, no, no! Please, there's gotta be something I can do. Yeah, there is. You're buying the first round. -[Kyla] Whoo! -[Ron] Yes! [Kyla whoops] [Latin hip-hop music playing]