Oh, my God, Greg. I know. Admission rescinded, due to significant change in my academic record. Oh, well, no college next year. I guess I'll just be home, which sucks for you... ...because it's gonna be so hard for you to go through all my stuff. Can you just do me a favor right now, Mom? Just leave me alone. Okay? Just let me sit here and regret stuff. I'm just gonna think about all the things that I've ever done... ...and all the things I haven't done and just regret the living shit out of it. Okay?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
23.2s
Listen, even if you think people won't like you... ...which is literally an insane thing to think... ...you're way less exposed to people in college. High school is 40 hours of class a week. College is, like, 15 and 20. And if you don't want to live with other people, then go to Pittsburgh State. Live at home. It's better than sitting college out because you irrationally hate yourself.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
21.8s
Spiders the size of your fist. Their fangs glistening with venom and... ...their thousand-fold black eyes shining dully in the gloom. In the darkness, you would hear the sudden anguished hiss... ...of a spider being struck by an adult leopard wasp... ...and in their mortal struggle, they would plummet to one's bed... ...biting and stinging and thrashing...
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
14.8s
Yeah, dude came running up, showed you his butt. You were calm. Said, "Justin, only perverts show their butts." (SLURPS) I was right there. RACHEL: I can't believe you remember that. You a hero. Shut his perverted ass right down. I never forget it. (LAUGHS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.7s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
20.8s
The head nods of Jock Nation. The fist bumps of the Kingdom of Stoners. The innocuous witticisms of The People's Republic of Theater Dorks. Greg, how was your summer? Summer. What does that word even mean? Like, more "summ"? (LAUGHING) GREG: In a typical high school life, you belong to one nation... ...which can never guarantee you total security.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.2s
But I thought I found a way out.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.7s
Come to prom with me.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.4s
You don't know we're working on a movie right now.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.2s
(SQUEAKS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.7s
...just as long as you pay attention to it.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
16.8s
Daniel Craig's thing is, he's got an accent, right? So he's used to talking with his mouth in a weird shape... ...which is why he has pouty lips, like a woman. Lickable technology, like, I could text you a sandwich. I think that's where phones are headed. There's a button on the nape of his neck, under the skin. Just push it if you want him to stop.