This sexy pillow here. Oh, my God, can you just... (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) Ooh, Greg, this pillow's name is Francesca. GREG: Don't joke, I can't deal with that. She's a filthy Italian woman. Please, stop!
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He knew every single European pop song from the 1970s. Every single one.
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GREG: Rachel. Greg, what are you doing here?
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...somehow, I didn't think she would.
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...not great.
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Um...
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Bye.
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No, 'cause last time it was about Greg-acil... ...which if you recall comes in convenient gel-tab form. Look, I don't want you hanging out with me. I don't need your stupid pity. It's fine, you can just go. No, no. You got it all wrong. I'm not here 'cause I pity you. I'm actually here because my mom is making me.
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Oh. Okay, so you don't wanna hang out? No. Thanks anyways.
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LeBron James plays basketball. I know who LeBron James is.
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Just... Just do something nice for me for once and just get out.
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Sorry, next time I'll bring you some flowers.
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Now we can get back to our interview.
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I guess he probably did.
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Have you seen me in a tux?
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Oh, Greg.
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What? I mean, at least high school, it's over at 3:00... ...and it's kids I mostly know by now. But college is just gonna be non-stop strangers. And some of them even live in your room. It's like you can literally never relax. I see myself dying of a panic attack two weeks in.
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Greg! You never told me. Well, we never told anybody 'bout them. They suck. I mean, they're terrible. I'm pretty sure they don't suck. EARL: Well, you can see for yourself if you want.