(BRAYING) (CHUCKLES) Don't make me laugh. Please. It kinda hurts.
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I didn't actually mean any of that. Better play with them titties.
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Right. And now, I'm learning that there are...
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Well, I'm not eating lunch in here if you are.
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Uh, Rachel's birth.
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Hello.
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And who is his little mouse friend?
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We can't tell anyone we're on drugs. Why the hell not?
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Madison, why are you here? Rachel said that I could find you here... ...and your phone was going straight to voice mail. Probably 'cause there ain't no good service down there! But I had to get here 'cause I had to let you know. So, I was visiting Rachel, and I was giving her a card... ...and she was watching one of your secret movies. Oh, my God. Wait, did you see any of it? No! No, she turned it off immediately. It was good, it was good. You know, you're both Japanese, and... ...Earl beheaded you, and, but then, she, like, turned it off. But I had a brainstorm. Okay? I had an amazing brainstorm. I realized... you need to make a film for Rachel.
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So, Greg, why are you sitting with us today? You know, it's lunch. You gotta eat somewhere. Can't stand and eat. You and Rachel seem very friendly, all of a sudden. Yeah. You're only talking to her because she has cancer. What? NAOMI: Greg, you hung out with Rachel once. You're befriending her to feel good about yourself. No, I'm not. Who even does that?
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I was a really good mom to her, you know? I really was. Some single moms, their kids grow up too fast... ...but I always tried to protect Rachel from that. I did my very best to protect her from...
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I'm thinking of one of you. I'm not gonna mention any names, but your initials... ...are Scott Mayhew.
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But again, that's not what happened. She just got quieter. And unhappier.
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Me and my dad used to walk around the block and count squirrels.
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Greg, just... let me tell you one thing.
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But only because cancer.
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Earl's just my coworker, and, uh, he's a great guy. We were just walking around the neighborhood, you know. Not really doing anything, and just wanted to come say "What's up?" 'Cause Rachel's about to lose her hair.
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Bottom line, dude's terrified of callin' somebody his friend... ...and they sayin', "Hey, bro, I'm not your friend." Then he'd have to kill himself.