Seriously, this stuff is the business. It's Vietnamese. It's called Pho. It is "Pho-nomenal." Well, let me try some one time. Mmm.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
16.2s
...in high school, best case scenario, just... survive. You know? Survive without creating any mortal enemies... ...or hideously embarrassing yourself forever. Just survive until college? College? No. God, college is going to be even worse.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.8s
Everyone comes in here and sees me...
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.1s
(EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' PLAYING)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
15.6s
GREG'S MOM: All the deadlines have passed, Victor. What's he gonna do next year? He's just gonna waste the year? GREG'S DAD: He is grieving, honey. You have to let him grieve. GREG'S MOM: But I can't just sit by and just let him ruin his life. GREG'S DAD: That's not what I'm saying. GREG'S MOM: Well, he's doing it. GREG'S DAD: The universe does not operate according to a college deadline!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
11.6s
GREG: So, basically, this whole setup is so that, you know... ...I can talk to you, you can talk to me... ...and I can see you, and you can see me. Except it's not really me, it's a phone. And I know that sounds kind of weird, but it's not.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
6.2s
Well, right now, the whole school looks like a castle... ...'cause everyone's getting ready for Medieval Prom.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
8.2s
What group are you in? Uh, I'm not in a group, actually. I just wouldn't belong to a group that doesn't suck.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.2s
The worst part is, tulips might not even be in the budget anymore.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.5s
Just listen to how haunting and plaintive they sound.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.7s
McCARTHY: So what's the status on the 20-pager on Nixon?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.7s
Flowers.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.8s
What an ordeal that was. (CHUCKLES)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.7s
Well, I mean, I regret thinking that.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
2.5s
Everyone thinks they're helping, and they're not.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
7.4s
God! You know, people just assume that Rachel and I are dating. It's ruining my life. Today I threatened to sexually assault a fake baby.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
6.6s
Movies? Yeah. We been making them for a few years now. We have, like, 42 in total.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.2s
I'm the one who has to suffer through this, not you, so don't yell at me.