LeBron James plays basketball. I know who LeBron James is.
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Bye.
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Also the part of the Indian Ocean with pirates.
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...somehow, I didn't think she would.
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Or you could go.
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I want you to promise me something as I care about you. You gotta promise me you're not gonna have a baby... ...unless you're ready to love that baby's mother your whole life... ...and this is serious. I'm telling you something that nobody's gonna tell you. Don't pick a girl who's push-pull, you know? You wanna pick somebody who's gonna love you...
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It was Crimea, Kashmir, and the Gaza Strip all rolled into one.
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...not great.
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Never commit to an interaction that won't be casual or mellow.
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You know, I'm terminally awkward and I have a face like a little groundhog. So... You can't really think that.
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I might just not apply. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you say. It's probably not even top five.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna sit here and get comfortable watching you die.
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It can keep unfolding itself to you just as long...