The only reasonable adult in all of Schenley. Heathens. BOTH: Respect the research. With Earl, whose role in my life I'm not even gonna try to explain to you right now. The harmony of overwhelming and collective murder. GREG: One last thing: hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact. It doesn't matter if the hot girl is also a good person. She's a moose, you're a chipmunk. She's just wandering through the forest, oblivious.
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So, no favorite toy.
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What?
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What happened? Well, I just got off the phone with Denise Kushner, Rachel's mom. You know Denise?
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At least I ain't eating no funky ass seaweed-looking tentacle soup.
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I know the whole movie situation was really difficult for you... ...and I kind of feel like it was my fault.
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Whassup, boy? You gonna come in? So, Rachel told me that you told her about the, uh...
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McCarthy's in 309. Great, thanks.
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Um, not really. You're friends with Rachel, though. Yeah, I mean, we're like, acquainted.
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And you know what? You have to do this too now. Here.
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What is up with the arm touching? Are you just being friendly, or is this some calculated maneuver... ...to get me to do whatever you want? 'Cause you have to understand what it does when a beautiful, sexy... ...otherwise thoughtful girl... ...touches the arm of a scrawny, pasty groundhog-faced kid. It's an act of cruelty.
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And she doesn't even know that she stomped on your head.
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More "summ."
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(MOANING) (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Honey, can we come in? Jesus, Jesus! Yeah. What do you want? GREG'S MOM: First of all, I was going through... ...your stuff and I saw that you have not even unwrapped your college directory. Mom, don't go through my stuff. We discussed it, and she gets to go through your stuff. GREG'S MOM: Just have a look. It's fun. It's like a menu for your future. What are you in the mood for? Some Penn State? Some Pepperdine? Pomona? Princeton? I'm not getting into Princeton. He's not getting into Princeton.