(IN NORMAL ACCENT) In all seriousness, I am looking forward to college... ...because I didn't really fit in in high school, because of my weird rodent face... No. ...and a habit of saying the dumbest possible shit. No! The sheer pastiness of my complexion... ...overwhelms all who behold it with existential nausea. "In high school, I never truly felt comfortable... "...in my own skin. "In fact, I've always been someone... "...who doesn't really like themselves. "But I think that's because I have some growing up to do... "...and college is the place where I'm going to do it."
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Are you seriously trying to turn this into some stupid sappy lesson? (MCCARTHY SIGHS)
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...I'd be upset and angry and trying to beat everybody's ass half the time.
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It is simply overwhelming.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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By Werner Herzog.
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Which, by the way...
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You have to do it.
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(THE RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES PLAYING)
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I mean, I am a dick for complaining about it.
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It would be like her favorite thing in the entire world... ...and it's like the most important thing you could do.
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GREG: Uh, I don't know. I guess. Yeah, sometimes. Well, not sometimes, but you know what I'm... You know how he is. Goddamn, son. You can't even put a full damn sentence together. It's insane that Mr. McCarthy eats soup with drugs in it. EARL: Hey, come on, man, keep your damn voice down.
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Well, I thought we could go and... You just thought this was your last chance to force me to hang out with her? Greg, come on. Don't worry, Mom, I'm sure you can find another girl with cancer after Rachel dies.
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DERRICK: Hey, white boy! Why don't you make me a tulip 'fore I have Doopie come down there and eat your face? (LAUGHS)
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So you and Greg are coworkers? Naw, we friends. He just hates calling people his friend. Dude's got issues.