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Are you not gonna help me make this? The hell we gonna make, son? GREG'S DAD: They want fresh inspiration. I must tell you, the richest inspiration I have ever known was... ...during my period of quarantine in the Amazon. (THEME FROM THE CONVERSATION PLAYING ON HEADPHONES) Where I and a half dozen other... ...unfortunates had nothing to watch... ...but the bristling, leviathan tarantula... ...bunched up on the rotting, flimsy thatch... ...perhaps eight feet above our faces.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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The only reasonable adult in all of Schenley. Heathens. BOTH: Respect the research. With Earl, whose role in my life I'm not even gonna try to explain to you right now. The harmony of overwhelming and collective murder. GREG: One last thing: hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact. It doesn't matter if the hot girl is also a good person. She's a moose, you're a chipmunk. She's just wandering through the forest, oblivious.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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What is up with the arm touching? Are you just being friendly, or is this some calculated maneuver... ...to get me to do whatever you want? 'Cause you have to understand what it does when a beautiful, sexy... ...otherwise thoughtful girl... ...touches the arm of a scrawny, pasty groundhog-faced kid. It's an act of cruelty.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
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Honey, can we come in? Jesus, Jesus! Yeah. What do you want? GREG'S MOM: First of all, I was going through... ...your stuff and I saw that you have not even unwrapped your college directory. Mom, don't go through my stuff. We discussed it, and she gets to go through your stuff. GREG'S MOM: Just have a look. It's fun. It's like a menu for your future. What are you in the mood for? Some Penn State? Some Pepperdine? Pomona? Princeton? I'm not getting into Princeton. He's not getting into Princeton.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl