Okay. Or another thing you can do is just flat-out pretend to be dead.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
19.9s
No, seriously. Think about what you're doing here, dickhead. I've been doing my broody Wolverine face on this girl's wall... ...for five and a quarter years, and at this point, I'm probably only still here... ...because she'd feel weirdly guilty or disloyal taking me down. But I'm goddamned if I'm letting a little punk like you waltz in here... ...stupiding up the place! Not on my watch, pal. Greg, what's wrong?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.6s
"Hey, Rachel. I just want you to remember "that your cancer is all part of God's plan."
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
10.1s
GREG: So if this was a touching romantic story... ...this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me... ...and our eyes would meet and suddenly we would be furiously making out... ...with the fire of a thousand suns.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
4.8s
That's how India achieved statehood. Here, try it. (GRUNTING)
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2.6s
Nope. Come on, it's easy.
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2s
There's a lot of pillows in here.
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1.2s
Mmm-hmm.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
13.7s
I mean, probably, yeah. You gonna play with them titties? No. It's not like that. Well, that's not right. I mean, this could be her last chance on Earth to be with a man. Don't make this about you. Earl!
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.4s
...there are just some things that you can't protect your kid from, you know?
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
3.4s
(SCREAMING CONTINUES) (DOOPIE BARKING)
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1.7s
...who became a man.
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1.3s
Books.
Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
7.7s
Is that a Black Power salute? No, I was going in for a fist bump. I can't fist bump you from up here. GREG: Yeah, I realize that.