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A mature investigation into the nature of violence. Dad, for like the billionth time, you're not allowed to watch these.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Uh, do you know any facts about leukemia? Leukemia? Yeah, it's a cancer of the blood and/or bone marrow. Why? Right, so it's pretty spread out in the body? That is a fact, yes. How soon do people die from it? I think it's often pretty treatable, bud. Why do you ask? Well, you know Rachel Kushner has leukemia, right? Wait, Rachel has what?

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...the thing.

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GREG: We've made 42 films. You'd think we'd have stopped making them by now. But we haven't.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Honestly, it's like you can't go anywhere. You can't escape this (BLEEP) stinking place... ...because you don't know when they call you... ...'cause you're on contract and you're paid to be here, it's (BLEEP) bullshit. Yeah, and it's like, you know, I can't do anything. I'm not a free person. Truly, one of my favorites from your oeuvre.

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I mean, probably, yeah. You gonna play with them titties? No. It's not like that. Well, that's not right. I mean, this could be her last chance on Earth to be with a man. Don't make this about you. Earl!

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First of all, if it's that high-stakes, probably won't even be able to get a boner.

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What kind of cancer even is acute myelogenous leukemia?

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Did I even say shit about boners? No.

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You gonna go see that girl again?

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GREG ON VIDEO: It's bullshit!

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You know, cancer of the, uh...

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"Hey, Rachel. I just want you to remember "that your cancer is all part of God's plan."

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Okay. Or another thing you can do is just flat-out pretend to be dead.

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No, seriously. Think about what you're doing here, dickhead. I've been doing my broody Wolverine face on this girl's wall... ...for five and a quarter years, and at this point, I'm probably only still here... ...because she'd feel weirdly guilty or disloyal taking me down. But I'm goddamned if I'm letting a little punk like you waltz in here... ...stupiding up the place! Not on my watch, pal. Greg, what's wrong?

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Nope. Come on, it's easy.

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That's how India achieved statehood. Here, try it. (GRUNTING)

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GREG: So if this was a touching romantic story... ...this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me... ...and our eyes would meet and suddenly we would be furiously making out... ...with the fire of a thousand suns.

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A mature investigation into the nature of violence. Dad, for like the billionth time, you're not allowed to watch these.

...the thing.

GREG: We've made 42 films. You'd think we'd have stopped making them by now. But we haven't.

I mean, probably, yeah. You gonna play with them titties? No. It's not like that. Well, that's not right. I mean, this could be her last chance on Earth to be with a man. Don't make this about you. Earl!

First of all, if it's that high-stakes, probably won't even be able to get a boner.

What kind of cancer even is acute myelogenous leukemia?

Did I even say shit about boners? No.

You gonna go see that girl again?

GREG ON VIDEO: It's bullshit!

You know, cancer of the, uh...

"Hey, Rachel. I just want you to remember "that your cancer is all part of God's plan."

Okay. Or another thing you can do is just flat-out pretend to be dead.

Nope. Come on, it's easy.

That's how India achieved statehood. Here, try it. (GRUNTING)

GREG: So if this was a touching romantic story... ...this is probably where a new feeling would wash over me... ...and our eyes would meet and suddenly we would be furiously making out... ...with the fire of a thousand suns.