Now you want to try some? Yeah. Well, no. It's strictly forbidden for me to give you food. However, if you go to...
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Earl, fact, that lunch is garbage. You're literally poisoning yourself right in front of us.
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I don't know, we tried a bunch of stuff and it just...
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Wait, is she starting treatment again?
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Oh.
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Fact: Greg's been telling everyone your soup has marijuana in it. (STUDENTS GASP) I didn't tell anyone. I heard you bellowing about it on public transit. Is that a fact, Greg?
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That one's called Mono Rash. It's based on Rashomon by Kurosawa. Plot's basically just Earl killing people 'cause he has a rash... ...from mono, you know, the STD. (CHUCKLES)
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...Thuyen's Super Saigon Flavor over in Lawrenceville... ...and ask for Thuyen. Tell him to put it on my tab. You'll be all set.
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...there are just some things that you can't protect your kid from, you know?
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It's my humble little mouse.
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Fair enough.
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1.6s
Mom, what?
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That doesn't bother you anymore? Thinking about your mom? Get outta here, Greg. You've done your time. You don't have to hang around with the sick girl anymore.
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Yeah, he did.
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(GREG CLEARS THROAT)
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I mean, I'm sick. I'm not dying. Yeah, I know, but I just... Now I'm being all weird about it. And I can't get un-weird, 'cause I just... Despite what you said, I'm clearly still sitting here thinking... ..."death, death, death, death, death, death." (GROANING DRAMATICALLY)