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Yeah, dude came running up, showed you his butt. You were calm. Said, "Justin, only perverts show their butts." (SLURPS) I was right there. RACHEL: I can't believe you remember that. You a hero. Shut his perverted ass right down. I never forget it. (LAUGHS)

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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(SIGHS)

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Spiders the size of your fist. Their fangs glistening with venom and... ...their thousand-fold black eyes shining dully in the gloom. In the darkness, you would hear the sudden anguished hiss... ...of a spider being struck by an adult leopard wasp... ...and in their mortal struggle, they would plummet to one's bed... ...biting and stinging and thrashing...

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I like that hat.

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I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna sit here and get comfortable watching you die.

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Congratulations, Greg. Tomorrow, you're eating lunch with Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A.

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DENISE: Um...

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Got tired of whooping your sorry ass.

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...you know... you wanted to... Greg, I'm not going to prom. I mean, you totally could. It could be like a, s-, awesome statement.

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You guys mind if I sit with you? Of course not.

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I guess maybe that's what Mr. McCarthy meant... ...about someone's life continuing to unfold.

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...I'm sorry it took so long to make. But the reason is...

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Yeah, but like I said, we're not really friends, so... Just give Rachel a call.

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P.S.: I'd also like for you to take some of my pillows. They'll want a good home where they'll be loved. P.P.S.: Not in the way you're thinking, that's disgusting.

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Love, Rachel.

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Right now?

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Although if you don't go to college, you're also an idiot. But you already knew that.

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Greg, where do you come up with this stuff? Well, that's the name of a band, actually. Oh. Yeah.

Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

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Yeah, dude came running up, showed you his butt. You were calm. Said, "Justin, only perverts show their butts." (SLURPS) I was right there. RACHEL: I can't believe you remember that. You a hero. Shut his perverted ass right down. I never forget it. (LAUGHS)

(SIGHS)

I like that hat.

I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna sit here and get comfortable watching you die.

Congratulations, Greg. Tomorrow, you're eating lunch with Boring Jewish Senior Girls, Subgroup 2-A.

DENISE: Um...

Got tired of whooping your sorry ass.

...you know... you wanted to... Greg, I'm not going to prom. I mean, you totally could. It could be like a, s-, awesome statement.

You guys mind if I sit with you? Of course not.

I guess maybe that's what Mr. McCarthy meant... ...about someone's life continuing to unfold.

...I'm sorry it took so long to make. But the reason is...

Yeah, but like I said, we're not really friends, so... Just give Rachel a call.

P.S.: I'd also like for you to take some of my pillows. They'll want a good home where they'll be loved. P.P.S.: Not in the way you're thinking, that's disgusting.

Love, Rachel.

Right now?

Although if you don't go to college, you're also an idiot. But you already knew that.

Greg, where do you come up with this stuff? Well, that's the name of a band, actually. Oh. Yeah.