How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
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It wasn't Phyllis. It was your grandfather and I. We just got off on the wrong foot, and he never gave me another chance.
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[whispering] I'm confused. I was taught by them to step up and do what's right, and I'm doing it. Pass me the wine. Me and Emily took a trip to Mexico where we met these two. And, uh, one night, we got really drunk. Like, like insanely drunk, like really fucked up. I was toe up, and things got a little, um… a little weird.
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Sexually. It got sexually weird. Which led to me unintentionally, 'cause it wasn't my intentions to do this, I unintentionally gave this woman a baby.
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I am so excited to announce to all of you that this baby is-- Is mine! -It's mine. -[guests gasping, murmuring] The baby she's carrying… It's my-- It's my baby.
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We just wanted to share with you that it's a boy, and we're gonna name him Marcus in your honor. You're not the father. He's not the father. I am. [chuckles]
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I've been trying to tell you that all week.
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It is what it is. That's my baby.
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Actually, no.
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"An exclusive, luxury experience." That's what the website said. This is really gonna bum out the whales. [Kyla] Baby, this is so gross. I won't be able to sleep at night if I know they've gone on this boat. You guys, you should just come with us in our boat. -[Ron] That's a great idea. -Wait a minute. That boat is yours? As long as we're staying here it is. We rented it. What do you say? Our treat. -I mean, I'm down if you're down. -[Kyla gasps] -Yay! -[chuckling] Oh. [laughs] Could you give us a second? -Gonna talk to my lady really quick. -No problem. Not a problem. -Be right back. -See you in a bit. -Baby. -Yeah, babe?
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Yeah, it's just, uh… just whale watching. Wait. I have an idea. We were actually gonna go to the water. We can walk you guys down, all chat and get to know each other a little bit more. -What do you say? -All right. Let's go get changed. [Kyla] Yay! I love your whole everything, by the way. -[man chanting] -[baby crying]
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Goddamn, sailing makes my dick hard. I'm almost at half-mast. Okay, man. Where did you learn to sail a boat like this? [Ron] I did cleanup work off Malaysia one summer. Learn all kinds of stuff when you're at sea. Look at that bird. You know I can tell from here that bird's about to shit.
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[scoffs] Look. The only reason I'm gonna do this is 'cause I love you. Mm-hmm. And it's because you my fiancée now. -Fiancée? -Yeah. -Well, I like the sound of that. -Yeah. Mmm.
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-We do too. -Jesus! -Fiancée. -[chuckles] Look, thanks for the offer, okay? We're-- We're in. -Fuck yeah! Yeah! -Yay! Guys-- [Latin pop music playing]
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Look at it. It's kind of amazing.
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They said this was exclusive.
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Watch.
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[water splashing] He's alive. What? [Ron] That was incredible! But, Marcus, do cover your balls!