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I knew it. Dr. Adolphus. You've been giving her pills this whole time? She's in so much pain. I'm just helping her manage it. -[Emily] Oh, my God. -What the fuck, Kyla? -What? -She's old. She could OD. -Grandma, spit it out. -Hey, guys. -[coughing] -Grandma, Grandma. Spit it out. Grandma. Spit it out, Grandma! Grandma. I feel like I missed something. You know what? Just try and swallow-- Come here! You had no right to give her drugs. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, babe. They're not drugs. They're herbs. Dr. Adolphus-- No, he's a homeopathic doctor. Bullshit. You said he got in trouble with the law. Yeah, for selling raw milk. Oregon's just not as liberal as people think. Whatever. The fact is, that's my grandma. You should not have been giving her anything. [Marcus] That's the problem with you two. Y'all love poking your noses in other people's shit. Marcus, that's not true. Oh, it's not true? So, why would you invite my coworkers to a wedding without asking me? Why did you pawn my rings? You didn't ask me if we wanted to do that either. Or why would you put cocaine in the drinks of people you don't even know? Because I would want people to put cocaine in my drink if they just met me. We were just trying to be nice. "Trying to be nice" just blew up my fucking wedding! [Marcus] This the crazy part. We have no idea why you're here 'cause we didn't even invite you. Marcus, we're here because we're your friends. Friends? You think we're friends? We're not friends, okay! We were just vacation friends for one week in Mexico! We didn't plan on seeing y'all again, at all! That's why I didn't give you my phone number!
Vacation Friends
27.3s
Marcus. Marcus, wait. Wait, baby. Baby, why didn't you just tell me you slept with Kyla? [sighs] I don't know, okay. Everything was just so weird. And like you said, we were all so drunk. It's no excuse, but it's not like you were rushing to tell me you slept with her too. -But I didn't sleep with her. -But you thought you did. -Yeah, 'cause she was on top of me. -No. We were on top of you. You were not involved. -[Kyla] Almost. -What are we doing? [Kyla] You okay? That was scary, right? Now… What the hell?
Vacation Friends
43.7s
Yes! [chuckles] -Oh, yes! -Oh, my God. -Yes! Yeah! Fucking A, Maurillio. Yes! -Yes! -[man] You had me! You were like… -[woman] That was beautiful! "The only thing I didn't need to think about was you." You guys! It was you. It was-- Baby, I love you! I love you so much. Baby, I love you so much. I love you. And you know what, I don't care that we lost the room. I know. I know how hard you worked. I don't care. We can camp out on the beach. I just wanna be your woman! No! No! Nobody's camping on the beach. -You get that out of your head right now. -I love you guys. -Like, you have to stay with us. -With us. Consider it, like, our engagement present to your beautiful souls. Yes. -Nah. Yeah. Yeah. We're okay. -Nah, we good. Yeah. We're fine. You're gonna say no to the Presidential Suite? It has a Jacuzzi and everything.
Vacation Friends
39.2s
Look around. Nobody cares. And you guys were so cute and peaceful this morning. We didn't wanna wake you up. Hair of the dog? Oh, I can't even look at another drink. Sit. Come on. We got shrimp nachos coming. Leave the heads on down here. -Oh, God. -Come on. Sit, please. [Marcus] Okay, you know something? -We gonna just head to the gate. -We gonna go. Yeah. -No! Whoa, whoa. -No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. Guys. We gotta do this again. The four of us are too good together not to! Yes! Oh, my God. You guys should come out for the Oregon State Fair next month! Yeah! It's in Oregon. We go every year. Last year, we took a double dose of DMT. Yeah, don't worry. It's all natural. It's just the chemical your brain releases when you die. -[Marcus] Oh, yeah. -Okay. Sounds fun. Great. Give us your number.
Vacation Friends