You guys, let's live here forever! -Whoo! -[Marcus laughs] What are you-- [laughing] He's using a corkscrew on a regular bottle. That's not a wine bottle, man. That's not even a cork! -[laughs] -Whoa! My big, sweet dum-dum. -[Emily] Yeah, true! -[Marcus] Yep. [Kyla] Yeah! Yeah! -[Ron] My dick needs some face time! -[Kyla] Good. The room is spinning. Whoo! [Ron screams] I feel invincible!
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So now she's carrying my child.
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1.8s
My balls work because of you.
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1.2s
[whispering] What?
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1.9s
[baby cooing]
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[whispering] Oh, you did.
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1.6s
Two pink dots.
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3.6s
Oh, Brooke, you remember when we had our spa day right before your wedding?
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1.6s
[giggles, gasps]
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7.5s
We-- We need to talk. Where have you been? My brother got back from golf an hour ago. I really need to talk to you about something, like, right now.
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7.4s
You understand where I'm going with this? [sighs] Yes. I… I know.
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Our son who we're literally naming after you. [stammers] Yes, the baby. The baby named Marcus. -[Marcus laughs] -[Kyla giggles] And, look, y'all. I promise we'll be there. Yeah. So, where you guys thinking of having it?
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9.9s
-Did you cheat on my daughter? -Captain, hold on. Answer me. Did you have sex with that woman? I'm honestly very confused right now. -No, Daddy, he didn't. -How would you know?
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-No. -No. [whispering] Yeah. It's not. Sorry.
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Yeah, babe. I wouldn't lie about that. It's a gift from my buddy Charlie. I take it everywhere. Man, you scared the shit out of me with that. What does this mean? [Ron] De oppresso liber. It's a phrase that has special meaning to people such as myself, Marcus.
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6s
-Where should I get rid of this then? -I'll show you. Hey, ladies. Come here. Check this out.
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14.2s
Oh, my God! This place is insane! [Ron] Permission to shit my pants, Captain. [Harold] Permission granted. [chuckles] -[Ron] VCR! -[sighs] -It's amazing! -[Kyla] Ooh! I feel like Nancy Reagan. This should be our room.
