-You drugged us? -[Ron, Kyla] Yeah. I thought I made it really clear when I said to her-- I was like, you know, -"It'll get the job done." -"It gets the job done." Get the job done? That's not clear. That's very vague, okay? What is wrong with you? Why would you put cocaine in margaritas?
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Oh, my God, baby. Baby, I'm so glad you're okay. Look-- Look, y'all. I'm so-- I'm-- I'm so sorry, okay? I don't-- I don't know what happened. I'm usually the careful guy. -I don't-- I don't even know what to say. -I do.
Look around. Nobody cares. And you guys were so cute and peaceful this morning. We didn't wanna wake you up. Hair of the dog? Oh, I can't even look at another drink. Sit. Come on. We got shrimp nachos coming. Leave the heads on down here. -Oh, God. -Come on. Sit, please. [Marcus] Okay, you know something? -We gonna just head to the gate. -We gonna go. Yeah. -No! Whoa, whoa. -No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. Guys. We gotta do this again. The four of us are too good together not to! Yes! Oh, my God. You guys should come out for the Oregon State Fair next month! Yeah! It's in Oregon. We go every year. Last year, we took a double dose of DMT. Yeah, don't worry. It's all natural. It's just the chemical your brain releases when you die. -[Marcus] Oh, yeah. -Okay. Sounds fun. Great. Give us your number.
Vacation Friends
23s
Oh, wait-- Baby, you go-- You got my phone? [Marcus] 'Cause I didn't-- Your phone broke. -Her phone broke and then my-- -Oh, my God. I had a phone, but we'll take your information. How about that? -Oh, my God. Yes! Yes. -Yeah! Of course. -Baby. Give them your card. -I got one. He has very fancy business cards. -[Ron] Yeah. There you go! -[Emily] Wow. So, when you call that, that's gonna ring in the ranger's station. Then somebody comes to get me outta the cave. Oh, before I forget, let me give your sunglasses back. No, man. Keep 'em.
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26.4s
Why you want me to keep 'em? They're yours. No, they're ours. [shaman chanting] You guys are in our lives now. Nothing's ever gonna change that. [Marcus] Yeah. You know-- It would be nice if, you know, you keep what-- what happened here… here. Marcus, if you're worried about the catamaran, don't worry about it. I got you, dude. Care about the boat? I'm talking about everything-- I'm talkin' about all of it. Are you kidding? I'm gonna remember this week forever. [Marcus] What? Oh.
Vacation Friends
1.7s
Make it stop.
Vacation Friends
1.4s
What? God.
Vacation Friends
14.8s
Okay, baby. B8, it's right over there. You good? I don't know. -Okay. We're so close. -[man on PA, indistinct] [pants, sighs] [Ron] Hey! Stop that couple! [Kyla] I think they have a bomb! [both laughing] What-- No. No, no, no.
Vacation Friends
9.1s
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What is wrong with y'all? Are you crazy? We in an airport! No, I will not mule your illegal drugs in my anus! -[laughs] -What?
Vacation Friends
6.3s
-Okay. [chuckles] -[Kyla] Oh. Marcus. Thank you so much for being so cool about everything.
Vacation Friends
3.9s
It's been so special. I love, love, love, love, love, love you.
Vacation Friends
3.4s
-Bring it in. -Oh. Mmm. Get in here.
Vacation Friends
18.7s
[music ends] [wind whistling] [distorted] Did you hear that? [distorted] Oh… Oh, I heard that. Did you hear that? I heard it. I didn't know I could hear-- It's like, I know I can see shit, but I didn't know I was hearing shit too. [branch breaks] [footsteps approaching] What is that?