Found 538 results
42.5s
What makes you think I didn't take my last marriage seriously? Damn, son. This some fancy shit. You done come a long way from drinkin' 40s on the stoop with little Jay and Reggie. -Oh, stop. [laughs] -Hey. Ooh, I'm so glad to be out that car. Your father farting the whole way. [father] You know I got the diverticulitis. Anyway, good to see you, Harry. We brought you a little something. Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's not the regular Hennessy. That's VSOP, $71. [mother] Yeah, that was a set. It came with two glasses, but we kept those 'cause we thought you had glasses. [laughs] I think I see the councilman. I should go say hello. -Oh. Yeah. -I like that jacket. Yeah. And tell the councilman I say hi too. [laughing]
Vacation Friends
35.1s
-[squeals] -[chuckles] -Looks like you fuckers are married now! -[Kyla laughs] Whoo! -[Marcus] Yes! [laughs] -[Kyla] Yay! Oh, baby, I love you. -[Harold] They did it. -Yay! Marcus, Mommy and Daddy are married! -Thank you, you guys. -[Grandma Phyllis] Congratulations. -[Kyla] Thank you so much. -[Marcus] Thanks, Pop. Hey. Hey, everybody. Look. Look. I would like to propose a toast to the new couple that is not only our new favorite couple, these are our best friends. We love you so much. Congratulations to Ron and Kyla! [cheering] Cheers! Mmm. Refreshing.
Vacation Friends
36.5s
But I won't. You're my friend. [coughs] I think you need to express your feelings here. Feelings? I feel great. I feel so good. This the best I've felt all fucking weekend. [choking] Got it. Before you choke me out, there's something you should know. Shut up! Back before Mexico, the doctors said I could never have a baby. [coughs] They said I was sterile. [coughs] Wait, wait. What? I went to see a bunch of specialists. Out-of-pocket cost is so damn high with the deductibles. I should have-- Get to the fucking point! Back in Mexico, Kyla got pregnant. [coughs] And… it's because… [coughs] …of you.
Vacation Friends
16.1s
Now, put that bottle on your head. I'm gonna shoot it off. -Yes! [grunts] -Whoo! No. Hold on one second. Hold on a second. Guys, no. Seriously, stop playing. It's fine. We play this game at home all the time. Babe, he's not serious. We been drinking and we been smoking. -I don't-- No, no, no. -[screams] Count it!
Vacation Friends
45.9s
It's disgusting. [Harold sighs] I'd like to thank you all for coming out for this magnificent tradition: -the pursuit of the elusive gray fox. -[horse whinnies] Now there are a couple of rules that I'd like you to keep in mind. -One… -Baby, do you see either of them? No, thank God. Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. I was trying to find the rest of my gear. -What the-- -[Kyla] Hey, lover! Look at what your girl found. -Whoo! -Shh. It was in the truck the whole time. It was just wedged under my seat. -You're the best. -I know. I know. Oh. No, no, no. No guns. No. No one's killing anything. -What? -What? Yeah, it's not even a real fox hunt. It's a fox chase. And no one's seen a fox around here in years. By the way, Kyla, you're pregnant. That means you're not coming. -Oh, fuck that. -[dog barking] Excuse me! Lady in the purple. How do I get one of those?
Vacation Friends