A kiss on the forehead is the ultimate sign of respect. I learned that from a sheikh in Kuwait. A forehead kiss is really intimate. You know that, right? Like, I almost proposed to you. -[laughs] -[chuckles]
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What is that? A Corvette, pre-owned? -It's a Ferrari, you dipshit. -$250,000. -Bought her brand-new. -Boom. [imitates sizzle] [Gabe] Now, Marcus, I understand a hundred dollars a hole is a lot of green for a blue-collar worker, so if you need to back out, go ahead and do it now. -Fuck you. -Fuck you. -No, fuck you. -Fuck you again. No, kiss my-- You know? Let me holla at you real quick. Can you excuse us?
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-Even on vacation? -No.
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It was great cocaine.
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-[slurping] -Oh, that is good. Ron makes the best margaritas, and let me just tell you, girl. -Babe. -It gets the job done. [Ron] Indeed. So, Ron. What park do you work at? Oh. Oregon National Cave Monument. It's in Oregon. Whoa. You work in caves? I'm like Batman. If Batman's job was to keep kids from jacking off stalagmites. [Kyla] Totally. What about you guys? Uh, we're from Chicago, actually. I work in finance and Marcus owns his own construction company. Quick question. Um, why does the salt not taste salty? -Oh, because it's cocaine. -What?
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2.2s
[ominous music playing]
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1.2s
Fuck it.
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4.7s
One shot. I stick it on the 18th green from here, we win.
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1.2s
[Kyla sighs]
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9.3s
Oh. Well, it was a-- It's all a blur for me too. [chuckles] There's nothing clearly I remember at all. [chuckles] 'Cause I'm asking you.
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14.2s
This isn't easy to say, Marcus, but I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot. I see things my way, and-- [laughs] What's so funny? You're a clown!
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5.7s
[all screaming] [screaming]
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2.3s
You know something? [clattering]
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9.1s
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What is wrong with y'all? Are you crazy? We in an airport! No, I will not mule your illegal drugs in my anus! -[laughs] -What?
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11.8s
So… um… [chuckles] …you know that night got a little-- got a little crazy, and we never-- we never actually discussed everything that happened. Like what?
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6.6s
[guests scream, gasp] [murmuring] What the hell is that?
