Found 538 results

Video-background
16.5s
[chuckles] Brother-in-law. Hey, Gabe. Hey. You see this? Just know that this thing right here could kill you in 32 different ways, and there's not a goddamn thing you could do about it. Okay, man. What you-- What? You been working out or somethin'? Nope.

Vacation Friends

Video-background
31.6s
What? [birds chirping] [reporter on radio] …arrested for breaking into a Pine Valley lake house. Luckily for him, police quickly discovered the problem. He once owned the home and they believe he was simply confused. Officer on the scene says there will be no charges filed. Matthew Sweeney's World of Magic Tour is over and-- [vehicle approaching] -[man 1] Whoa! -[man 2] Whoa! [tires screeching] -[man 1] Hell, man! -[man 2] Whoa!

Vacation Friends

Video-background
18.4s
Okay. Baby, we should go. [chuckles] Farewell. Take care. -[Kyla] Oh, no. -Let's go. -[chuckles] -See you guys later. -[Kyla] We love you guys. -Hey, somebody stop those two! I think I see some human trafficking! [chuckles] Hey. Why did you say see you later? That leaves the door open. I don't know. I was trying to be vague.

Vacation Friends

Video-background
7.7s
Meet my colleagues. This is Albert Kim. He's chair of our Public Policy program. And this is Dr. Gloria Alvarez. She's head of Business Law.

Vacation Friends

Video-background
2.2s
[birds chirping]

Vacation Friends

Video-background
13.5s
Okay, look. It's been an emotional night-- Emotional? Let me say this to you. Your friend Charlie probably was able to put up with your bullshit, but I'm gonna tell you something, we had enough. We're done. So do us a favor and float the fuck outta here.

Vacation Friends

Video-background
4.2s
Foxes are a completely nonaggressive species. -[growling] -[screaming]

Vacation Friends

Video-background
13s
Listen up, world. Allow me to introduce to you, for the first time in sacred matrimony, Marcus and Emily Parker! -Yeah! -Whoo! May this be the worst day of the rest of your fucking life!

Vacation Friends

Video-background
31.1s
I'm Harold Conway. That's my father. Oh, my gosh! Shut up. You're such a cutie. I feel like I'm meeting a literal celebrity. Hi. [chuckles] Okay! He's icy. I'm Ron. This is Kyla. Met these two animals down in Mexico. Got to know each other. Intimately. [chuckles] He didn't mean intimately. He meant… Are you wearing a military dress uniform? Oh. The buttons! [chuckles] The buttons gave it away. And you are aware that it's a federal offense to impersonate a member of the US military? -Yes, I am. -Then why are you wearing it?

Vacation Friends

Video-background
7.7s
[man yodeling] Pfft. [laughing] I'm not doing that shit. [chuckles]

Vacation Friends

Video-background
5.2s
We're getting destroyed out there. -I thought you said you was good? -I am good. You'll see. Ernesto!

Vacation Friends

Video-background
1.7s
[yodeling continues]

Vacation Friends

Video-background
34.2s
We Green Berets always have each other's back. Aw, yay! -Where did you serve, son? -Four years in Saudi. Well, I was five in Laos. No shit. Heard you guys had to put jimmy hats -on the barrels of your M16s! -Oh, my God, man. They were so jam prone, we had to. We didn't have the… How in the hell did they let that maniac in the military? He's the most irresponsible person I've ever met. And somehow, he is charming my dad. And then Charlie says, "Take your fist out of there!" This is only happening because you said, "See you later." I said it without meaning it, like any decent person would. Damn it, look now. Now he did it-- Now he even got to your mama. -Oh, no, no. -Look at your mom. She's smiling.

Vacation Friends

Video-background
3s
Here's the receipt. Northside Jewelry and Loans.

Vacation Friends

Video-background
14.3s
What the hell is wrong with you? I just got good with Harold. Pick 'em up when we win. Pick 'em up when we win? [shouting] We're losing every hole! -[birds chirping] -[man] Come on, gentlemen. Man on the tee.

Vacation Friends

Video-background
2.7s
Love that guy. Did you just tip him $100?

Vacation Friends

Video-background
4.2s
Whoa! [screaming] Fuck me!

Vacation Friends

Video-background
1.5s
[Bennett sighs]

Vacation Friends