Now, look. Whenever we off-load materials on the site, what we do is, we log on here and put it on this spreadsheet. This is the way we keep tabs with the inventory. Yeah, but why can't we just write it in the book like we used to? The problem is, I can't log on to a book when I'm in Atlanta, right? I need to be on the cloud so I can see what you clowns are doing. It's almost like you don't trust us. It's almost like I don't trust y'all anymore? [chuckles] Guess what? I do trust y'all, to screw shit up. That's why I'm only gone for a week. Oh, I can fuck a lot of shit up in a week. I 100% believe that. You s-- Yo, Marcus. Fred and Enzo are fighting again. What? [groans] Damn it.
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[woman on PA, indistinct]
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And it's yours. [chuckling] Yeah, it's mine.
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[footsteps departing]
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You gonna eat that shit? Yeah, dude. It's a superfood. And it only grows in a rare section of the loblolly pine ecosystem. Okay, how you know all this weird crap? Licensed edible forager, man. Any self-respecting ranger is. Try some?
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[Latin music playing]
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-A surprise? -[Maurillio] Hmm. I don't know. Let's find out. -Hmm. -Okay. [giggles] [Maurillio] Now, Emily, I want you to know something. This man right here, he loves you very, very much. Yes, he does. [giggles] But how do you know that? Let's just say I have a feeling.
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Yeah. Marcus, there he is. [Latin music continues]
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Yeah, Daddy. The flight was fine. Yeah, I'm here with Marcus.
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[phone rings] Front desk. Can you connect me with Maurillio?
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[horn honking] All right, baby. So, what color do you want for your beach umbrella? I picked indigo. Shit, I don't even know what indigo is. Also, look. Do you want a girl or a guy for our couples massage? Ooh. I don't actually think I want a couples massage with you. Why not? Well, baby, because you're always moaning and groaning and saying stuff like, "Ooh, yeah. Right there. Right there. Ooh, yeah. Don't stop." [sighs] Yeah. I be into it, man. When they touching the right spot, can't help but let 'em know how good it is. The masseuse likes that. And plus, I have so much tension, baby. Maybe you wouldn't have so much tension if you weren't always on your phone. Baby, I'm working on four projects at the same time. We gotta use different builders all across the city. You know-- -But you know what? You're right. -Hmm. I'ma put this away, and no more phones for the rest of this vacation. -[cell phone rings] -Oh, hold up.
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Hi, Daddy. No, this is fine. We just landed.
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-What the fuck is your problem? -What is it? -What the fuck? You giving out clues. -It's fine. -It's not fine! -It's fine. -No, it's not! -Come on. [Latin pop music playing]
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What does that mean?
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-What? These lunatics? -What? No. They look like they're having fun. We should try that. -That looks fun to you? -Yes. That's the reason why you don't see a lot of Black paraplegics. You know why? 'Cause we don't do stupid shit like that. Look at 'em. They riding around like they got no insurance. [engine revving] [woman] Oh, my God. This is the hotel? Maybe it's not too late for us to get a room at the Best Western by the airport.
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-Ahhh. -Okay.
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-I'm made of metal. -What-- What is going on here?
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Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.