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1m3s
-Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kyla. -[chuckles] Thank you, baby. Isn't he so cute, you guys? Don't you wanna bake him at 350 till his skin gets crispy? [giggles] I do. Um, as you can see, I'm currently with child, which is, like, actually insane because Ron and I were told that kids, like, weren't gonna be in the cards for us. Without going into too much detail, it was a semen issue. You know what I mean? So for us, he could shoot far. Not like my friend Sue's husband who it kinda trickles off the top of the dick like a waterfall. No, when he shoots, he shoots fast. He shoots hard. He shoots, like, a straight shot. So it's more kind of like what's in the shots that's the problem. [chuckles] Anyway, Larry and Nancy, rest assured. Because even if these two choose to not have kids of their own, your legacy is alive and well and kicking right here inside of me in my fertile womb. -This is what I was trying to tell you. -What are you talking about? But something super magical happened when we were in Mexico. And, Marcus, you are destined to play a really important part in our child's life.
Vacation Friends
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-You should go eat at that one. -[Marcus] Look, guys. I know we said some pretty shitty stuff last night. -Yeah, shitty, untrue stuff. -And you right, and we were out of line. Yeah. You guys are not just vacation friends. You're real friends, and we should have treated you like that. So, please come-- come back to the wedding.
Vacation Friends