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How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?

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I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.

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Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.

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[laughs] Look, if I can interject for just a second, Harold. Marcus and I have been talking about you all weekend. -What? About my being a clown? -[Ron] Yes. Yes, but, you know, a wedding is like a big, old circus. And you, you're the star of the show. [Marcus] Oh, shit.

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-I'm made of metal. -What-- What is going on here?

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That's not surprising.

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What does that mean?

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[cawing] What should I feel better about? You know what I'll feel better about? When we get back to that stuffy ass country club and get these goddamn Conway family rings on our goddamn fingers.

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What if somebody came in and bought these rings? We wouldn't have been able to get back the rings. We'd have to get some rings from some dead person's fingers that I don't even know.

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Do I feel better? You know how close that was? If I had lost these rings, that whole family would've been on my ass!

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[sighs] Thank fucking God!

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[ominous music playing]

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[cawing]

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Wait.

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Uh, baby, it had to be done.

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Kyla.

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I knew it. Dr. Adolphus. You've been giving her pills this whole time? She's in so much pain. I'm just helping her manage it. -[Emily] Oh, my God. -What the fuck, Kyla? -What? -She's old. She could OD. -Grandma, spit it out. -Hey, guys. -[coughing] -Grandma, Grandma. Spit it out. Grandma. Spit it out, Grandma! Grandma. I feel like I missed something. You know what? Just try and swallow-- Come here! You had no right to give her drugs. Oh, no, no. No, no, no, babe. They're not drugs. They're herbs. Dr. Adolphus-- No, he's a homeopathic doctor. Bullshit. You said he got in trouble with the law. Yeah, for selling raw milk. Oregon's just not as liberal as people think. Whatever. The fact is, that's my grandma. You should not have been giving her anything. [Marcus] That's the problem with you two. Y'all love poking your noses in other people's shit. Marcus, that's not true. Oh, it's not true? So, why would you invite my coworkers to a wedding without asking me? Why did you pawn my rings? You didn't ask me if we wanted to do that either. Or why would you put cocaine in the drinks of people you don't even know? Because I would want people to put cocaine in my drink if they just met me. We were just trying to be nice. "Trying to be nice" just blew up my fucking wedding! [Marcus] This the crazy part. We have no idea why you're here 'cause we didn't even invite you. Marcus, we're here because we're your friends. Friends? You think we're friends? We're not friends, okay! We were just vacation friends for one week in Mexico! We didn't plan on seeing y'all again, at all! That's why I didn't give you my phone number!

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Three, two times a day. Down the hatch. Now swallow it down. -Get it down. -Hey. Look. What are you doing? -What? -What?

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